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Big Sam plays HOOFBALL ™



Simontheseagull

Eye from the sky
Jul 11, 2010
496
The Amex
So Big Sam doesn’t like Brighton fans shouting “HOOF” every time one of his players kicks the ball. Well this is for his West Ham fans tomorrow:

You play in the air
You play in the air
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play in the air

You’ve got no midfield
You’ve got no midfield
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You’ve got no midfield

You play on the hoof
You pay on the hoof
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play on the hoof

Sam’s fat and he’s round
He can’t see the ground
Big Sam plays HOOFBALL ™
He hoofs it around

He’s a fat northern git
Sam’s HOOFBALL ™ is shit
You don’t like his HOOFBALL ™
Sam don’t give a shit

Feel free to add any verses of your own.
 






bn1&bn3 Albion

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2011
5,625
Portslade
So Big Sam doesn’t like Brighton fans shouting “HOOF” every time one of his players kicks the ball. Well this is for his West Ham fans tomorrow:

You play in the air
You play in the air
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play in the air

You’ve got no midfield
You’ve got no midfield
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You’ve got no midfield

:thumbsup:
 


7oaksgull

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2010
273
Sevenoaks, Kent
We play on the floor,
We play on the floor,
We're Brighton & Hove Albion,
We play on the floor,
 








Rohana

I'm.Actually.Dead.
Feb 16, 2010
546
Shoreham-By-Sea
So Big Sam doesn’t like Brighton fans shouting “HOOF” every time one of his players kicks the ball. Well this is for his West Ham fans tomorrow:

You play in the air
You play in the air
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You play in the air

You’ve got no midfield
You’ve got no midfield
West Ham play HOOFBALL ™
You’ve got no midfield


He’s a fat northern git
Sam’s HOOFBALL ™ is shit
You don’t like his HOOFBALL ™
Sam don’t give a shit

Feel free to add any verses of your own.

We play on the floor,
We play on the floor,
We're Brighton & Hove Albion,
We play on the floor,

What's the point, what's the point,
What's the point in your midfield?
What's the point in your midfield?

These tomorrow, along with the classic "What's it like to see a pass?" from Stoke last season. :clap:
 


Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
So what? They beat us at the Amex and are higher than us in the league.
 




Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,927
BN1
Can't go tomorrow but will be watching on live stream, looking forward to hearing 'HOOOOOF' at full volume from the Albion faithful every time Wetsham PUNT it forward.
 




SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..
Oct 10, 2011
6,937
Southampton






Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319










Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
By a handful of points, with parachute money, biggest gates in the league and having bought everybody else's strikers in January.

True that. They really will be f***ed if they don't go up I feel...
 


Poyetry In Motion

Pooetry Motions
Feb 26, 2009
3,556
6.61 miles from the Amex
Sung to the tune of Daisy Daisy


Brightons Flairball really annoys Big Sam
Cos he likes Hoofball
You can tell when you watch West Ham
They play with the insistance
That they hoof it a massive distance
But only third place
In the Premiership race
Proves that it's a sham

A bit of a mouthful, but you get the idea!
 








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