Better names for Olympic events

[Badger]

Diving - Zaha splash

or Chinese Golds

 

[Simster]

Gymnastics -> P.E.

 

[The Large One]

Women's Football - Equestrianball

 

[Badger]

BMX - Junior Cycling

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Pentathlon - pretty average at most things.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

No one mentioned Bo Jo's Whiff Whaff yet

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Judo really is the crappest of all martial arts - falling over

 

[Easy 10]

Judo - SCUFFLE

Or "two blokes in dressing gowns fighting over the remote" as I saw it referred to today.

I've not watched any of the water polo yet. I don't understand how the horses can breathe.

 

[mune ni kamome]

Equestrian Cross Country=Time trials for rich people. Without being too tiring
Diving = Suarezing
Shooting =Ashleycoleing

 

[The Large One]

Volleyball - International High Fiving

 

[Badger]

Pentathlon - pretty average at most things.

Jack of all trades, master of none

Triathlon - I don't care how you do it, just get to the finish.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

BMX - trying to look young, trendy and wiv it ......... but failing right royally.

 

[goldstone]

BMX = kids playing on bikes.

Is that REALLY an Olympic sport

 

[John Bumlick]

personally, i can't wait for 2020 when Gentleman Whack (also known as Paki Paddle) might be included....

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

Wrestling = Sweaty fun time

 

[Box of Frogs]

Pentathlon - pretty average at most things.

That would make the Decathlon - pretty average at everything?

 

[drew]

Winter Olympics = Sliding (40 different ways!)

 

[cloud]

100m Freestyle - should be 100m Front Crawl

 

[grubbyhands]

Archery - Posh Darts

Darchery?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Clean and Jerk = NSFW

Snatch = You're asking to be banned