Better names for Olympic events

[The Large One]

Syncronised swimming - Waving & Smiling in the Pool

Equestrian - Horse-chucking

Handball - British Bulldog/Dodge Ball

What else?

 

[backson]

Athletics - running, jumping, throwing stuff

 

[backson]

Water polo - wet volleyball

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Archery - Posh Darts

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Water polo - wet volleyball

surely waterpolo is wet handball?

 

[sydney]

discus,javelin,shot-put...etc. Luzzin' stuff.

 

[backson]

surely waterpolo is wet handball?

Good point



Handball = cheaty football

 

[MattBackHome]

Judo - SCUFFLE

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Good point



Handball = cheaty football

Deliberate handball = yellow card.

 

[Ali_rrr]

If a non football fan was placed with this...

Football- Kick it and score...

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Trampoline = bouncing, whee!

 

[The Large One]

Badminton - Budgie Baiting

 

[brightn'ove]

fencing = girly sword fighting

 

[Everest]

Diving - Zaha splash

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Badminton - Budgie Baiting

Cock Whacking surely ?

 

[-gully-]

Judo- Handbags

 

[The Large One]

Hockey - Running Golf

 

[The Large One]

Cock Whacking surely ?

Aye - or Slo-Mo Tennis

 

[Badger]

Beach Volleyball - Competitive Sunbathing

 

[Everest]

Beach Volleyball - Competitive Sunbathing

or Pervball (womens only)