Best thing for a shocking hamgover please

[Uncle Spielberg]

I had a bit of a beano last night with Mrs Glover and had around 4 double whiskies which is fine but the rather foolishly drank a couple of glasses of white wine from a bottle that had been hanging around for a few days and then Mrs Glover forced me to drink 2 bottles of Grolsch. I also had a bit of a smoke fest and to cap it all did not eat anything last night.

Needless to say I am feel a little fragile this morning and need some idea of how to get through the day.

Your assistance is apprieciated.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

good god I can't even write " Hamgover !

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Sorry - no quick fixes but you went against the old adage - never mix grape and grain.

 

[The Large One]

Best thing for a shocking hangover? An absolute skinful the night before. Never fails.

 

[dwayne]

Ephedrine
Caffeine
Aspirin
lots of water

 

[Gwylan]

Kingsley Amis (who had some expertise on the subject) used to recommend vigorous sex.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am a fool. How many more times will it take for me to realise if I mix my drinks I feel shocking the next day. I am a very very silly boy

 

[Raphael Meade]

milk and bread.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I always found that a nice glass of STOP f***ing MOANING AND GET ON WITH IT works fine.

 

[burrish gull]

Bananas

 

[Yorkie]

I am a fool. How many more times will it take for me to realise if I mix my drinks I feel shocking the next day. I am a very very silly boy

Write that out 100 times to give the rest of us a laugh.

Seriously - lots of water & two paracetamol.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Chappers with your experience of shocking hangover you must have some ideas for me. Don't be a bastard.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Backing a 66-1 winner should do it. Try Bobalong in the 1.00.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Chappers with your experience of shocking hangover you must have some ideas for me. Don't be a bastard.

Okay, drink two very strong cups of black coffee and as much water as you can drink and then go and have a massive shit. This will clear your body of all the wind that you are currently holding in your intestines and hopefully you will be rehydrated.

good luck.

 

[Bozza]

I imagine a thread full of Jenny Frost might hit the mark.

I might have gone out on a limb on this one though...

 

[pasty]

Salt and Vinegar discos, and Lucozade Sport

Failing that - go down the pub

 

[The Large One]

Okay, drink two very strong cups of black coffee and as much water as you can drink and then go and have a massive shit. This will clear your body of all the wind that you are currently holding in your intestines and hopefully you will be rehydrated.

good luck.

Doesn't work with me.

 

[BrightonBird]

I have a hangovre. I have a headache. And now Dwayne's back it's making it worse.

I been drinking water and eating carrot sticks all day.

 

[beorhthelm]

I recommend loads of fluid, in particular sugary tea and Lucozade sport. A super fryup / english brekkie can help too, but if its a really bad hungover, the sight of scrabmled eggs, beens and black pudding might be a bit too much

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I have a hangovre.

good god I can't even write " Hamgover !

Definition of a hangover:

Inability to spell the word "hangover"