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[WATFORD O]

Typical witless reply from the Herdfordshire retard. (My mother is dead Twatty, thought you might like to know).

Hence the reason I offered a past tense to my statement. So bite me.

 

[BrightonBird]

I have foam - with special melon flavour smell. BrightonBoy nicks it though.

 

[El Presidente]

Nothing worse than a nick where you are shaving Brighton Bird

 

[delias love child]

Safeway's man fat. there is usually a couple of spare fluid ounces left on my chin.