Best opening lyrics to a song

[sams dad]

Mother,Mother,there's far too many of you crying
Brother,brother,brother,there's far too many of you dying

"What's going on"-the late,great,Marvin Gaye

 

[Windmill]

You're more than fair,
You've got that gorgeous bum.
Why don't you come to my house,
And meet my mum?

I love your titties,
they're nice and small.
Let me have a squeeze,
In my front hall.

Kilburn and the High Roads (Ian Dury)

OR

You think you see me,
In the glass.
You think your hear me,
You better listen fast.
I think I see you,
Gone to seed.
The only reason,
is your guilt and greed.

You're out there on your own.
Your face turned to stone.
Whatever happened to your life.
Stone dead forever!

the one and only Lemmy.

 

[Beach Hut]

Mother,Mother,there's far too many of you crying
Brother,brother,brother,there's far too many of you dying

"What's going on"-the late,great,Marvin Gaye

Classic

 

[Sheebo]

my breath smells of a thousand fags and when i'm drunk i dance like my dad


Robbie Williams - strong

 

[Lush]

"Jodie wears a hat although it hasn't rained for six days
she says a girl needs a gun these days, hey on account of all the rattlesnakes"

Lloyd Cole. I luuuurve that song.

 

[Wozza]

Ta na na na, Ta na na na,
Ta na na na, Ta na na na,
Wooh-wooh-wooh-wooh!
The Reflex
Flex-flex-flex-flex

Duran Duran - The Reflex (single version)

Beat THAT!

 

[cheshunt seagull]

The bugger in the short sleeves f..cked my wife

John Cale, Guts

 

[bathseagull]

i decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
england is mine and it owes me a living

first smiths track i ever heard (on rank)

or

is it my imagination or i have finally found
something worth living for

classics both

 

[Biscuit]

She got a smile that it seems to me,
Reminds me of childhood memories,
Where everything was as precious as a bright blue sky,
Now and then when i see her face,
It takes me away to that special place,
And if I stay to long, I'd probably break down and cry,

Wooah wooah woooah sweet child o mine...