Best newspaper hadline ever?

[Perkino]

Is this possibly the best newspaper headline ever?

"Quickie in the park gives United a semi"

Ji-Sung Park fires Manchester United into the Champions League semi-finals | The Sun |Sport|Football

 

[Superphil]

Not bad, 7/10. Not as good as that Scottish one

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Dunno, 'Ant and Decked' made me giggle a couple o weeks ago

 

[Wozza]

Nope. Too contrived - Sun is usually better than that.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Always loved the one when we spanked Tottingham (spelt incorrectly before I'm pulled up for it) in 1978 3-0. Nothing amazing, but was back page of the Sun for the world to see...

Bright 'n' Breezy

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

when some drugs including Viagra were stolen in a burglary in Portslade a few years back, The Argus refered to the perpetrators (despite them being nothing of the sort) as 'hardened criminals'

 

[HovaGirl]

I'll never forget "Baked Beans Man's Bum Explodes" (Daily Star, decades ago)

 

[pasty]

Not bad, 7/10. Not as good as that Scottish one

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

That's the one. Easily the best

 

[Biscuit]

Is this possibly the best newspaper headline ever?

"Quickie in the park gives United a semi"

Ji-Sung Park fires Manchester United into the Champions League semi-finals | The Sun |Sport|Football

"I loiked it!"

 

[pasty]

Another favourite of mine was a few years ago when Jos Verstappen drove for the Benetton F1 team. His car caught fire in a refuelling pit stop and the headline next day was....

"The Ignited Colours of Benetton"

 

[Wozza]

Tsk! That's not in the same league as "Diniz in the oven".