best film quote .......whats yours

[glasfryn]

heard mine again on Sunday from the film "the man who would be king"
native leader says"where do they come from"
soldier says "tell him we fell from the sky"
native leader says "are they Gods"
other soldier says "no we are Englishmen which is the next best thing"

absolute classic.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

my signature.
the film is where i got my username from

 

[Max Paper]

Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Kim Basinger "Take me, Garth"
Garth "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket".

Very silly, but makes me chuckle.

 

[DerbyGull]

This

 

[Superphil]

Shit
What?
Rollers
No?
Yeah?
Shit

 

[mlg57]

There's loads really but a couple that come to mind:

The Italian Job: "You're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off"

Back to the futue: "Roads, where we're going you don't need roads"

 

[daveinprague]

Casablanca - round up the usual suspects

 

[s5.bha]

From Big Wednesday ......."that is matt Johnson " .


Sent from my bed in my garden shed !

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" Game Over Man, Game Over "

Bill Paxton - Aliens

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

[Acker79]

So many to choose from

Wordsworth - Not so fast, I too have a secret
Miss Scarlett - Oh yeah?
W - There are no more bullets in that gun
S - You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do you?
W - It's not a trick, there was one shot at mr body in the study, two for the chandelier, two for the library door, and one for the singing telegram
S - That's not six
W - 1 + 2 + 2 + 1
S - uh-uh! There was only one sot that got the chandelier, that's 1 + 2 + 1[i/] + 1
W - Even if you are right, that would be 1+1+2+1, not 1+2+1+1
S - Alright, 1+2+... shut up! Point is, there's one bullet left, and guess who's gonna get it!

Wordsworth - See? Just like the mounties, we always get our man!
Mr Green - Mrs Peacock was a man?!

Mrs White - Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage

Mrs White - He was deranged, he'd threatend to kill me in public
Miss Scarlett - Why would he want to kill you in public?
Worsworth - I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her

Mr Green - So how do you know colonel mustard, is he one of your clients
Mustard - Certainly not!
Green - I was asking miss scarlett
Mustard - You tell him it's not true
Scarlett - It's not true
Professor Plum - Is that true
Scarlett - No it's not true
Green - Ah-ha! So it is true, a double negative
Mustard - Double negative? You mean you have photographs?!
Worsworth - That sounds like a confession to me, in fact double negative has led to proof positive I'm afrid you gave yourself away
Mustard - Wordsworth, Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Worsdworth - You don't need any help from me
Mutard - That's right!


Dolores - I am not now, nor have I ever been, a las vegas show girl. I... am a headliner

-Inconceivable!
-You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?


Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship

Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]


Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck: [Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor]


It's right here, under the bed [while hanging upside down from a light]

Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
[cut to next morning]
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
Inspector - [tries to start car, fails] Goodbye
Alfred Motel - Goodbye
[Inspector starts car and drives off]
Alfred Motel - What a jerk! He left without saying goodbye

 

[skipper734]

They mostly come at night,mostly.

 

[The Large One]

Danny: I see you're wearing a suit.

Withnail: What's it got to do with you?

Danny: No need to get uptight man. I was merely making an observation. I happened to be looking for a suit for the coal man two weeks ago. For reasons I can't really discuss with you the coal man had to go to Jamaica. Got busted coming back through Heathrow, had the weight under his fez. We worked out that it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade the coal man, went into court wearing a kaftan and a bell. This doesn't go down at all well. They can handle the kaftan but they can't handle the bell. So there's this judge sitting there sitting in a cape like f***ing batman with this really rather far out looking hat

Withnail: A wig.

Danny: No man, this was more like a long white hat. So he looks at the coalman and says 'what's all this. This is a court man. This ain't fancy dress' and the coal man looks at him and says 'you think you look normal, your honour?'. **** give him two years.

 

[KNC]

Ben Kingsley in 'Sexy Beast'
'No, no,no,no,no,no,no,no'

 

[Braders]

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

 

[Barrow Boy]

Loads of great quotes from Blazing Saddles but the "number six" sequence is still one of my favourites.

http://youtu.be/-UM9GjnTFIM

 

[catfish]

Oliver Hardy: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!".

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" Coffee is for closers "

Alec Baldwin
GlenGarry GlenRoss

 

[Barrel of Fun]

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