Beckham turns down Newcastle

[Wozza]

In a shock move today, Real Madrid's English hero David Beckham turned down a move to North-East side Newcastle United.

A fee of £8 million was agreed for the former Manchester United man, but Beckham was reported to have said there was no way he could leave Real for Newcastle after what the Toon Army had done to Thailand and surrounding area.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

 

[Muzzman]

Is that funny??

ermmm... yes, yes it is.

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Love jokes like that - just gone all round the office !!

 

[Northstander]

*forwards onto Email distribution list*

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The player should have been KANCHELSKIS that joke is so bloody old.

What did Santa bring the people of Thailand for Christmas?
Nothing he just gave them a big wave

Have you heard they've had to order more supplies of Fairy Liquid to South East Asia because of all the washing up on the beach

 

[Braders]

 

[Scoffers]

Still pretty funny though - infact the Beckham one is funnier because it takes the piss out of him rather than being directed specifially at those poor souls in SE Asia

 

[Northstander]

Still pretty funny though - infact the Beckham one is funnier because it takes the piss out of him rather than being directed specifially at those poor souls in SE Asia

what he said

 

[Gazwag]

Its interesting how peoples attitudes change.

Somebody made a joke about the toon army a couple of weeks ago and was well and truly slated. However as the event becomes more distant is it now more acceptable and the jokes are therefore laughed at publically.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[wehatepalace]

*at the risk of being flamed*
did you here that ellen Mcarthurs round the world sailing attempt had failed ?



























due to her being overtaken by a sri-laken in a deck chair

 

[Scoffers]

That is funny, yet tragic

 

[kalinski]

to Beckham joke

ellen

 

[wehatepalace]

to Beckham joke

ellen

told ya !

 

[Fluffster]

 

[Wozza]

Oooooh, should I resign from NSC?!

 

[Fluffster]

Oooooh, should I resign from NSC?!

No... we'd all be at a loss without your free porn links!

 

[NMH]

There are person who this will upset, vewy much.
"keep it real, shirtlifters".

There, I've said it