'Beckham Is A Slapper, He Really Is A Tart'

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

(cont'd today's News Of The World, pages 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7)

I blame OGH meself...

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I really like the NotW's re-printing of the alleged text messages between Beckham and this woman. Except they've asterisked out the juicy bits, obviously.

She: Is it ****?

He: Very, very ****, thinking of your **** and the *****.

She: Remember the last time your tongue was all over me I have never **** so hard

He: Now I am doing something, thinking about your ****

She (And this is the best bit): ******* your ****, feeling you **** deep down my ******

That's that proved conclusively, then...

 

[Ernest]

I wonder who grassed him up ?

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Her mate who doesn't want to be named strangely.

Reckon its rubbish - Becks can hardly hold a conversation, let alone text messaging without spelling mistakes !

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

bollox ...

a fine upstanding young man, that's what you get from the NOTW

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Good on him I reckon.

All his life his dad's made him practice free-kicks against the garden fence, Fergie's bossed him around, Posh has turned him into a fashion mannequin.

About time he turned into a real bloke if you ask me.

 

[berkshire seagull]

well that bird isn't very attractive although better than that slapper wife of his.

 

[Northstander]

EX-BODYGUARD/DRIVER NOW IN THE SUN SAYING THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER IN BACK OF CAR!! OH DEAR OH DEAR!!


Ps soz about the caps lock

 

[GUNTER]

The thing is about Beckham, I see it like this.

If he sues - it's totally untrue.
If he does not sue (even if he threatens) it is - becuase he knows they have evidence and the truth will out in court.

The N.O.T.W. would not publish unless they had hard evidence - they have too much to lose.

 

[Easy 10]

The N.O.T.W. would not publish unless they had hard evidence - they have too much to lose.

Ever heard the phrase "publish and be damned" ?
You can imagine the increase in circulation the NOTW had yesterday with their lurid headlines - they've already made a fortune out of it, even if it isn't true.

(I still bought the People, mind).

 

[Man of Harveys]

If he sues, whether it's all true or not, then he's an even bigger idiot than Alistair McGowan makes him out to be.

 

[Hart's mistress]

Beckham is a slapper, he really is a tart
when he's shagging his mistress, he thinks of gary hart's

 

[METALMICKY]

Reckon its rubbish - Becks can hardly hold a conversation, let alone text messaging without spelling mistakes !

Spot on and i don't have him down for conquering predictive text either. I know a host of much more intelligent people who can't seem to grasp that for some strange reason.

If he is playing away good luck to him as i have no time for that self obsessed bean pole Posh. When will se just accept her role as Mrs Becks rather than her fruitless quest for solo pop stardom. She had her 5 mins of fortunate fame with the Spice Girls and needs to let it lie.