Barmaids....

[Barrel of Fun]

I went to the Isle of Sheppey yesterday, to sit in on a regional development panel. Before the actual panel, myself and a colleague went to a pub to meet an architect.

I think the barmaid came on to me. I ordered the drinks and then she said "Would you like anything else?"

I was shocked and confused and said no. It was a bit embarrassing!

So has a Barmaid ever said that to you before?

 

[blockhseagull]

I went to the Isle of Sheppey yesterday, to sit in on a regional development panel. Before the actual panel, myself and a colleague went to a pub to meet an architect.

I think the barmaid came on to me. I ordered the drinks and then she said "Would you like anything else?"

I was shocked and confused and said no. It was a bit embarrassing!

So has a Barmaid ever said that to you before?

See probably meant did you want some nuts

 

[Screaming J]

Perhaps she just picked up on your deeply suppressed lust for a large packet of pork scratchings

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If I was flying solo, I would have offered her my nuts.

 

[Pigsy]

I get the impression, although it may be way off the mark, that you don't get out much Barrel?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I get the impression, although it may be way off the mark, that you don't get out much Barrel?

It was meant to be a humorous thread to balance out the doom and gloom threads. I held back putting a smilie.

Sorry

 

[Woodchip]

I get the impression, although it may be way off the mark, that you don't get out much Barrel?

He does. I regularly see him in the NSC Arms.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He does. I regularly see him in the NSC Arms.

....and a damn fine establishment!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Get yourself back up to Sheppey, straighten your red tie and sweep her off her feet.
Alternatively bask in the glory of a passing flirtation.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Whatever happened to the Fishersgate Barmaids?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I once got offered a soapy titwank by" Ester the matelot molester"in the Ship Anson in Pompey once,alas I turned it down and went for a curry instead

 

[Grendel]

I went to the Isle of Sheppey yesterday, to sit in on a regional development panel. Before the actual panel, myself and a colleague went to a pub to meet an architect.

I think the barmaid came on to me. I ordered the drinks and then she said "Would you like anything else?"

I was shocked and confused and said no. It was a bit embarrassing!

So has a Barmaid ever said that to you before?

The most shocking thing about this tale is that an inhabitant of the Isle of Sheppey managed to construct a five word sentence.

 

[magoo]

We get a nice young lady delivering sandwiches and after i bought a roll she said "have a nice weekend". she blatantly wants me up her!

 

[Black Country Seagull]

We get a nice young lady delivering sandwiches and after i bought a roll she said "have a nice weekend". she blatantly wants me up her!

 

[Easy 10]

I was buying some chips and a jumbo sausage from my local chippy the other week. When I asked for the jumbo sausage, the middle-aged woman behind the counter smiled and said "do you want it battered ?". Naturally I took this to mean that she wanted a bit of cock action round the back, so I gave her a knowing wink and discreetly replied that I'd be happy to batter down her brown doors and paint them white.

She told her boss, and I was asked to leave the premises immediately. f***ing prick-tease.

 

[Parson Henry]

I was buying some chips and a jumbo sausage from my local chippy the other week. When I asked for the jumbo sausage, the middle-aged woman behind the counter smiled and said "do you want it battered ?". Naturally I took this to mean that she wanted a bit of cock action round the back, so I gave her a knowing wink and discreetly replied that I'd be happy to batter down her brown doors and paint them white.

She told her boss, and I was asked to leave the premises immediately. f***ing prick-tease.

Why do you come to the conclusion that her boss was a prick tease?

 

[Easy 10]

Why do you come to the conclusion that her boss was a prick tease?

I think it was the gimp mask and the nipple peep-hole apron that gave it away.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Never had much luck with the ladies, wrinkled or not, but a barman once came on to me leaving a venomous mess on my mum.

 

[Stat Brother]

BOF, you've omitted to mention whether the harlot in question was worthy of a nibble on your scratchings

 

[Barrel of Fun]

BOF, you've omitted to mention whether the harlot in question was worthy of a nibble on your scratchings

A crime of grand proportions. I am deeply sorry, NSC, for this scandalous omission!