Baldness and the Wilkins' Brothers

[Cheeky Monkey]

If baldness is supposed to be hereditary (if your mother's father was bald you will be too so the theory goes) then how come Deano got away with it while Ray 'Butch' Wilkins bought a one-way ticket to slap-head central? Is it because Ray was 'Butch' and thus had more testosterone, whereas Deano was 'Wendy'?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Deano wears a bouffant wig. Didn't you know?

 

[Mustela Furo]

Have you seen Deano from behind recently

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

From where I stand Deano's got quite a lot of hair

 

[DTES]

Have you seen Deano from behind recently

Are you Safeway in disguise?