Baker going to the conference in disguise

[Uncle Spielberg]

Baker may try and sneak into the conference in disguise today. What do you think he would wear so yo won't be abled to recognise him.

I think a neat and tidy suit and tie and hair coombed would make him unrecogisible

 

[bigc]

1066/adrianho or whatever he calls himself.

 

[Everest]

A ****.

No, that's too obvious.

 

[Scoffers]

Actually, Baker wont be attending at all, he has a "prior engagement". BBC South East suggested it might be a ploy to miss the Brighton fans.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

... and, as I discovered (over a pre-match cup of BBC coffee and a croissant at Tunbridge Wells), Councillor David Neighbour from LDC won't be there either.

"I'm not interested in national politics" said the man who is basing his council's opposition to the stadium on his interpretation of what national policy is supposed to be.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" Actually, Baker wont be attending at all, he has a "prior engagement". BBC South East suggested it might be a ploy to miss the Brighton fans. "

You don't belive that for a second do you, it is a double bluff. Baker will not miss the opportunity to have his arse licked by LD sycophants and wannabees.

 

[Screaming J]

... and, as I discovered (over a pre-match cup of BBC coffee and a croissant at Tunbridge Wells), Councillor David Neighbour from LDC won't be there either.

"I'm not interested in national politics" said the man who is basing his council's opposition to the stadium on his interpretation of what national policy is supposed to be.

I do get the impression that the Lib Dems are very local and any stitching together at national level is more by accident than design.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

My mate owns a porno shop and Norman Baker bought a king-size dildo from there. Baker was later spotted in London road strapping it to his head.

..............apparently he is attending the conference disguised as a dickhead. I didn't think he'd need the dildo though

 

[Scoffers]

" Actually, Baker wont be attending at all, he has a "prior engagement". BBC South East suggested it might be a ploy to miss the Brighton fans. "

You don't belive that for a second do you, it is a double bluff. Baker will not miss the opportunity to have his arse licked by LD sycophants and wannabees.

You might be right, either way, I'm sure he wont be entering in the front entrance past all the Albion fans!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I reckon he sneaked in on the Lib Dem team coach, with a coat over his head.