Ashley Cole's been a bad boy again

[Horsham Gull]

Chelsea's Ashley Cole has been banned from driving for four months after speeding at 104mph in a 50mph zone.

The player, from Godalming, Surrey, was caught speeding in his Lamborghini on the A3 in Kingston, south-west London, just after midday on 17 November 2008.

Cole, who claimed he was being chased by paparazzi, was also fined £1,000 after being found guilty on 4 January.

BBC News - Chelsea's Ashley Cole banned for speeding

 

[The Wizard]

He's still got Cheryl on his arm though, lucky twat.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Should've been done for being an obnoxious c**t!

 

[El Presidente]

Should've been done for doing an obnoxious c**t!

I've heard she is quite hygenic down there

 

[Gerbil]

He's still got Cheryl on his arm though, lucky twat.

He's gay, as i said before their it's a convienience marrige, we all still have a chance with her

oh yeah and Ashley is a cock.

 

[pasty]

was also fined £1,000

Wow. Thats gonna hurt. 1/120th of his alleged weekly wage. Equivalent of fining me about £5*.









* to save you the bother, 5 x 120 x 52 = £31,200 and is a fictional figure plucked out of the air at random

 

[wellquickwoody]

I've heard she is quite hygenic down there

Not after I've finished with her she won't be!

 

[Scoffers]

I think folks are being a bit harsh with Ashley Cole, I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to drive when you have a mobile phone going off down your Y-fronts?

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Why did it take from November 2008 until now to go through? Is that normal?

 

[Mr Banana]

I'm embarrassed to be from the same species as him

 

[Easy 10]

 

[pasty]

Do they not have mirrors in The Cole household then? I mean, just what sort of f***ing PRICK goes out dressed like that? And probably thinks he looks the dogs bollox as well. Tosser.

 

[happypig]

Wow. Thats gonna hurt. 1/120th of his alleged weekly wage. Equivalent of fining me about £5*.

£1000 is the maximum you can be fined for speeding on a normal road (£2500 on a motorway)

 

[hopper_182]

If i drove a Lambo, i doubt very much id be able to stick to all the speed limits.

He aint that bad.

 

[The Wizard]

If i drove a Lambo, i doubt very much id be able to stick to all the speed limits.

He aint that bad.

He cheated on Cheryl, what a wanker.

 

[hopper_182]

.Mancini and Robinihocghtb

He cheated on Cheryl, what a wanker.

Well i doubt he was wanking with that other bird in bed with him.

i didnt say hes never done anything wrong. but people are so quick to slag him off over something that has happend to lots of footballers over the past year.

there are footballers that are so much worse.....Drogba/Cattermole are two i dont like.

 

[Garage_Doors]

The best bit was his brief asked for 21 days to pay,
The judge laughed at him, Got to admire a chancer.

 

[Durlston]

I've heard she is quite hygenic down there

Elephant Ninja's idea of sticking a choccy bar up Cheryl Cole's pussy while she is cumming sounds a good way of finding out.

 

[The Wizard]

Elephant Ninja's idea of sticking a choccy bar up Cheryl Cole's pussy while she is cumming sounds a good way of finding out.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I think folks are being a bit harsh with Ashley Cole, I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to drive when you have a mobile phone going off down your Y-fronts?

And Jermaine Pennants cock up your arse.