Arsenal FC end of season dance

[Gordon the Gopher]

ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED


Guest speaker:
Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed​

 

[steward 433]

ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED


Guest speaker:
Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed​

 

[Horsham Gull]

funny stuff

 

[Mrs Coach]

They forgot the rsvp telephone number.....

0800 10 10 10-that's 0800 WON NOTHING, WON NOTHING, WON NOTHING!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED


Guest speaker:
Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed​

Blimey, doesn't time fly! Don't seem a year since that was last posted

 

[footychick]

They forgot the rsvp telephone number.....

0800 10 10 10-that's 0800 WON NOTHING, WON NOTHING, WON NOTHING!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

haha yes. what a rubbish football team.....