Argus headlines you never want to see!

[Deleted User X18H]

based on a dream/nightmare I had a few hours ago.

'COUNCIL TO DECIDE FATE OF UNFINISHED FALMER STADIUM'

 

[Everest]

"Tim Hodges becomes new Argus editor"

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

March 17th 2010

Albion relegated

 

[looney]

Simster elected Prime Minister.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

"Tim Hodges becomes new Argus editor"

Oh don't be silly! Anyway you forgot 'Sports'

 

[sod1]

"Bloom loses his fortune at the poker table"

 

[vegster]

"Uncle Spielberg takes Jonathon Ross's place on Film 2009 "

 

[JJ McClure]

Brighton to be twinned with Croydon

 

[lighthouse]

"Bloom loses his fortune at the poker table"

or even worse..

'Bloom loses Albion shares to Simon Jordan at the poker table'

Arghhh, don't think I will be able to sleep tonight now.

 

[bhaexpress]

North Stand Chat Picks New Albion Manager.

 

[Marc]

NSC Becomes new BHA Manager

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

On a side note, I see The Sun has 'Jordan brags about sex with Alex' as a headline.

That's not to do with Katie Price with Sir Alex during the days she was with Dwight Yorke is it?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

 

[vegster]

Hove Born and Bred to be given daily column in The Argus

 

[Notters]

Slade sacked due to pressure from ignorant fans

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Coppell back at Brighton

 

[R. Slicker]

Slade sacked!
Wise appointed new Albion manager.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Norman Baker Prime Minister!

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Bloom overheard to say "I'll raise you Falmer Stadium" at poker table

 

[Barry Izbak]

The worst of both worlds