Oh, I geddit, this is one of those Safeway-type polls where you have to pick which scorned minority you would least like to be, in this case, gay, bisexual or a heterosexual from either the English West Midlands or Australia.
Bloody tough one this Strike but out of that choice it's one vote now for BISEXUAL. You still shag women as long as you cover your tracks by leaving a few Barbara Streisand records lying around.