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Are they cheating on you ?
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NMH
Banned
It works! I tracked my own phone number, and saw what I imagined had been happening all along!
bhaexpress
New member
How can your hand cheat on you ?
tedebear
Legal Alien
Of course he's cheating on me - I can see it now out my window, she's got far more power than me, doesn't require shoes as often as me, everything is manually adjustable and she's always difficult to start up but once she gets going she's a dream....oh and she doesn't require fancy drinks, just the same stuff over and over keeps her very happy....
Oh well
Oh well
Lord Bracknell
On fire
She's must be a nice bit of totty to drag him away from you, tede.Of course he's cheating on me - I can see it now out my window, she's got far more power than me, doesn't require shoes as often as me, everything is manually adjustable and she's always difficult to start up but once she gets going she's a dream....oh and she doesn't require fancy drinks, just the same stuff over and over keeps her very happy....
Oh well
NMH
Banned
Of course he's cheating on me - I can see it now out my window, she's got far more power than me, doesn't require shoes as often as me, everything is manually adjustable and she's always difficult to start up but once she gets going she's a dream....oh and she doesn't require fancy drinks, just the same stuff over and over keeps her very happy....
Oh well
He can get inside her whenever he wants, she doesn't ask "why are we taking this route", her seat will stay supple for longer and won't put on any pounds, and other men will actually be jealous whenever they go by together.
dougdeep
New member
I bet tede has nicer upholstery though.
bhaexpress
New member
Of course he's cheating on me - I can see it now out my window, she's got far more power than me, doesn't require shoes as often as me, everything is manually adjustable and she's always difficult to start up but once she gets going she's a dream....oh and she doesn't require fancy drinks, just the same stuff over and over keeps her very happy....
Oh well
Yes but are her big ends knocking ? We daren't mention greasing nipples of course !
Mrs Coach
aka Jesus H. Woman
Sorry, but I'm getting cheesed off with this 'fixtures' comment on things. If you've seen it before, dont open it! I haven't seen this particular link before nor have many others I'd imagine. It's like a kid saying 'are we there yet'.
That's my Sunday rant over!
Mrs Coach
aka Jesus H. Woman
Sorry but it is a fixture of Nsc that it is said.
grrrrr Yorkie, slap on the hand for you!
bhaexpress
New member
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Well those do not look like Mrs Huts breasts
tedebear
Legal Alien
I'm ignoring all other comments except this one
I will however state that he seems to swear at her more than me
I can hear it now 
Of course he's cheating on me - I can see it now out my window, she's got far more power than me, doesn't require shoes as often as me, everything is manually adjustable and she's always difficult to start up but once she gets going she's a dream....oh and she doesn't require fancy drinks, just the same stuff over and over keeps her very happy....
Oh well
But you have a nice rear end, i've seen the pic to prove it.
Frank Inkerman
Veteran of the Crimea
tedebear
Legal Alien
But you have a nice rear end, i've seen the pic to prove it.
He he - I reckon the car sold just because of my fetching gardening garb and rear end photo!!
yes they do