Are Jehova's witness's annoying?

[Chicken Run]

Coming round during soccer am

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Wardy]

Wouldn't know never happened

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

always in hassocks

 

[chips and gravy]

Not if you speak to them about evolution and big bang theory. Most of them don't have a clue what you're on about and make their apologies and leave quietly making a mental note never to darken your door again.

Either that or tell them you're a confirmed atheist. They don't usually like to argue

 

[chez]

Not if you speak to them about evolution and big bang theory. Most of them don't have a clue what you're on about and make their apologies and leave quietly making a mental note never to darken your door again.

Either that or tell them you're a confirmed atheist. They don't usually like to argue

Hmmm, in my experience they are very knowledgeable on what they believe and I certainly wouldnt argue with any of them

 

[Lokki 7]

I wonder how they would feel if you knocked on their front door one Sunday lunchtime and tried to convert them to the joys of sitting at Withdean in the pouring rain on a cold December Tuesday night.

 

[Cian]

I told the Mormons I was a satanist once. Since then neither them nor the Jehovahs Witnesses have returned.

 

[WATFORD O]

This is an offensive thread. I personally know several Jehovahs witnessess and I can confirm that none of them are planning suicide attacks on the UK or plan on flying planes into large buildings. On this basis they do not annoy me.

I will be reporting this thread to the mods. I expect this thread to be locked accordingly.

 

[ShorehamGull]

Yes, very annoying, they always turn up when I am in a bad mood, and boy do they get a mouthful then

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I did once greet a JW at the door with "YOU said Jehova! Stone him!"

He sighed, having heard it all before, and walked off....

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Not as annoying as spotty little nobodys from Watford who support a smelly little East End club run by a crooked weasel-faced snidey tosser.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Answer the door with a piece of raw bloody meat and a knife and then be very friendly to them before stopping them and saying 'hang on, better tell the worth to hang on with sacrificing til we are done'.

They will leave and never return.

 

[Marc]

I dunno whats worse, a Jehovas Witness turning up during Soccer AM or the local Conservative MP turning up during my dinner and not wanting Falmer!...needless to say I put the bitch down!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I had a Jehovah's Witness round during the World Cup final a couple of years ago. What a bloody idiot. Grinning, he was, as i told him that this wasn't the right time for a chat about my salvation.

 

[Seagull over NZ]

One thing that has always surprised me about JW's is this - they believe that only 144,000 people will make it to the top tier of heaven (others may get to a mid-point). But surely by going round tellign others about what the JW's believe etc decreases their chance of making the 144,000 because there will be more believers !

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Or perhaps by being so selfless and decreasing their chances of being in the top tier...they are showing God who good they are and thus increasing their chances of being in the top tier.

 

[alan partridge]

and saying 'hang on, better tell the worth to hang on with sacrificing til we are done'.

They will leave and never return.

No wonder, they wouldn't understand a word you said.





It really is the worth of boast worlds.

 

[alan partridge]

oh, and Mormons are annoying.

 

[jazzy]

Last time, they walked up my path that had just had new tarmac put down about 10 minutes earlier. The men were still clearing up. She had fairly high heels on too.
Path was fine; but she wasn't happy, and kept checking her shoes that were getting a bit sticky...!! Tough.