Anyone WANT to buy a MOPED ?

[Ernest]

I've DECIDED I'm too OLD now to continue DOING my EVIL Knievel IMPERSONATION anymore so i'm SELLING up. If anyone WANTS 2 lovingly CARED for MOPEDS let me know also MY HELMET is UP for grabs TOO if anyone WANTS it (ONLY touched BY me ).

 

[albion534]

ill have a piece of your helmet

 

[8ace]

I've DECIDED I'm too OLD now to continue DOING my EVIL Knievel IMPERSONATION anymore so i'm SELLING up. If anyone WANTS 2 lovingly CARED for MOPEDS let me know also MY HELMET is UP for grabs TOO if anyone WANTS it (ONLY touched BY me ).

What colour is your helmet

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What HAPPANED to your TRICYCLE that you used to ride to the newsagents to pick up the SUN tv guide which had features on PARKY and MIKE YARWOOD.

 

[Icy Gull]

What HAPPANED to your TRICYCLE that you used to ride to the newsagents to pick up the SUN tv guide which had features on PARKY and MIKE YARWOOD.

WRECKED in an accident with the CLIP board KID as far as I RECALL?

SAD day

 

[Everest]

MY HELMET is UP for grabs TOO if anyone WANTS it (ONLY touched BY me ).

That I can believe.

 

[The Ejaculator]

Ernest, I am under the impression you are an older gentleman. I wouldn't neccessarily be suprised if it is you behind me in the 1901 area of the American Express Stadium who smells of urine, has a beard which has long since been forgotten and gently sprays the back of my balding head whenever he consumes food and/or drink. This nonsense you are contributing, with poor grammar I might add as an after thought, really is quite strange.

On second thoughts, it probably isn't you behind me. Would you be in the 1901? I doubt that.

 

[Gazwag]

Do they come with a lock for the handlebars

 

[severnside gull]

the surprise is that this thread took an HOUR before it was STARTED. Nice one Ernest but NSC STANDARDS are SLIPPING

 

[jcdenton08]

Ernest, I am under the impression you are an older gentleman. I wouldn't neccessarily be suprised if it is you behind me in the 1901 area of the American Express Stadium who smells of urine, has a beard which has long since been forgotten and gently sprays the back of my balding head whenever he consumes food and/or drink. This nonsense you are contributing, with poor grammar I might add as an after thought, really is quite strange.

On second thoughts, it probably isn't you behind me. Would you be in the 1901? I doubt that.

Ernest is a legend and his POSTS are a joy to READ.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Ernest, I am under the impression you are an older gentleman. I wouldn't neccessarily be suprised if it is you behind me in the 1901 area of the American Express Stadium who smells of urine, has a beard which has long since been forgotten and gently sprays the back of my balding head whenever he consumes food and/or drink. This nonsense you are contributing, with poor grammar I might add as an after thought, really is quite strange.

On second thoughts, it probably isn't you behind me. Would you be in the 1901? I doubt that.

Its on RECORD that ERNEST is in the EAST stand.

 

[The Ejaculator]

Do none of you people understand how to correctly use your keyboard? The standards of Her Majesty's English in this thread is an absolute disgrace.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Do none of you people understand how to correctly use your keyboard? The standards of Her Majesty's English in this thread is an absolute disgrace.

U must BE some kind OF JCL?

 

[The Ejaculator]

Your postings are absurd, absolutely absurd. I have supported this club for a lot longer than you have been alive young man so mind your manners.

And what is a moped?

 

[Barrow Boy]

A Little know FACT is that Earnest WAS a member of the PURPLE helmets stunt motorcycle TEAM, I think that is HIM on this clip at 1:03 PLAYING the PIANO. (no WONDER he needed a FOOTBALL JACKET).

 

[terryberry1]

Your postings are absurd, absolutely absurd. I have supported this club for a lot longer than you have been alive young man so mind your manners.

And what is a moped?

You are right. It is f***ing absurd

 

[GreersElbow]

Do none of you people understand how to correctly use your keyboard? The standards of Her Majesty's English in this thread is an absolute disgrace.

Judging by this man's USERNAME, I could imagine that he's some kind of COCK.

 

[El Sid]

Is the HELMET a strap-on?

 

[Bean]

Your postings are absurd, absolutely absurd. I have supported this club for a lot longer than you have been alive young man so mind your manners.

And what is a moped?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Your postings are absurd, absolutely absurd. I have supported this club for a lot longer than you have been alive, young man, so mind your manners.

And what is a moped?

Just SORTED your PUNCTUATION for you, OLD chap. No need TO thank ME...