ANYONE going TO see JSL tomorrow ?

[Ernest]

I'm LIKE a DOG with 2 cocks in EXCITEMENT and WILL be LEAVING soon SO I'm in the FRONT row at the CUONTY ground for TOMORROW to see JSL.

Does ANYONE fancy a NSC meet up in the QUEUE or at the FRONT by the STAGE ? I will BE wearing MY ARS heart JSL t shirt IF you want to RECONGISE me.

 

[Falkor]

f***ing thing means an early kick off down at Lewes , not that its a bad thing kicked of at this fixture last season :/ not sure why you would want to cause agro at a ryman league match but Wealdstone did

 

[Max Paper]

How much were YOUR tickets?

 

[Beach Hut]

Horsham YMCA v Worthing United tomorrow

Junior is deputising in goal due to injuries

 

[Ernest]

Horsham YMCA v Worthing United tomorrow

Junior is deputising in goal due to injuries

WHAT has that GOT to do with JSL ? Just BECAUSE I refused to LET you come with the ARS tomorrow you TRY and ruin EVERYTHING

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Junior is deputising in goal due to injuries

Complete rubbish, he must be about 36.5 years old by now!! And he was never a keeper in the first place - your team must be bloody desperate.

 

[martyn20]

I would rather eat my own testicles than go to a JLS concert, just saying

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

.... or did you mean Hoilett?

 

[Falkor]

.... or did you mean Hoilett?

why dont blackburn have a sponsor what happened to venkys

 

[Norman Potting]

I would rather eat my own testicles than go to a JLS concert, just saying

No 2 in the list of "Things I would rather do than watch(insert band/TV programme/Film name here)"

"Try and nail my ear to a plank".

 

[Kumquat]

I think there could be a market for a band called JCL. Oh hang on, there are loads already

 

[Kumquat]

I would rather eat my own testicles than go to a JLS concert, just saying

Ah, the days I was fit and flexible enough body wise to suck my own cock... Thanks fella, you've brought back good memories.

 

[martyn20]

Ah, the days I was fit and flexible enough body wise to suck my own cock... Thanks fella, you've brought back good memories.

Anytime mate, as I have said recently due to my current weight I haven't even seen my cock in several years so doing what you are suggesting is an impossible task

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Did anyone see that Stoke v ARS match on MOTD2 last night? Ernest was named as AN unused SUB for THE ARS team and kept shouting "Dick Tight out!!"" everytime the camera panned round to him.

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

me+3 what pub we all going