Anybody ever had a romp whilst "working"

[Champagne charles]

One of my lifetime ambitions is to blow my bolt whilst meant to be working as i failed at school/college so has anybody got any stories to share?

 

[Nottseagull]

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

 

[southern_sid]

On my own in the bogs, had the hang over horn.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Get yourself down to your nearest petrol station and purchase a Razzle ... that should satisfy your needs ....

 

[Silent Bob]

A romp?

Are you a tabloid journalist? I didn't think any real people ever used that word

 

[gripper stebson]

A lunchtime 'romp' in the loos at County Hall in Lewes with the girl from the Personnel... married her 18 months later though!!!

 

[bobby smith]

A lunchtime 'romp' in the loos at County Hall in Lewes with the girl from the Personnel... married her 18 months later though!!!

Bet that soon stopped

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

School Prom, in a field. Was wearing a white shirt and came back covered in mud. Not entirely inconspicuous.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

A lunchtime 'romp' in the loos at County Hall in Lewes with the girl from the Personnel... married her 18 months later though!!!

what number on the list were you at the time

 

[Champagne charles]

A lunchtime 'romp' in the loos at County Hall in Lewes with the girl from the Personnel... married her 18 months later though!!!

thats class

 

[whitelion]

My ex-Mrs was a Tax Inspector at an office in Preston Road. It was a Christmas Party mind, but I went to collect her and ended up in an empty office over the desk.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

My ex-Mrs was a Tax Inspector at an office in Preston Road. It was a Christmas Party mind, but I went to collect her and ended up in an empty office over the desk.

Where was she at the time ?

 

[The Large One]

A lunchtime 'romp' in the loos at County Hall in Lewes with the girl from the Personnel... married her 18 months later though!!!

Pray to whoever your own deity is that no-one from here ever meets her.

She wouldn't understand the salacious, obscene smirk she would no doubt get.

 

[whitelion]

Where was she at the time ?

Where do you think?

 

[daveinprague]

A couple of times on night shifts at American Express... one of the 'events' was on a managers desk, who when he found out, started a tradition of leaving tin tacks all over his desk when he left work... my immediate boss's reaction was...thats my boy...... sadly, later in the relationship (of about a month)... the girl committed suicide, and I had to continue to work with her brother...who thankfully assured me that she had always being suicidal and that I wasnt the reason.......

Has put me off dating work colleagues to this day...

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Where do you think?

Ah, ok. Doing the ironing then.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

A couple of times on night shifts at American Express... one of the 'events' was on a managers desk, who when he found out, started a tradition of leaving tin tacks all over his desk when he left work... my immediate boss's reaction was...thats my boy...... sadly, later in the relationship (of about a month)... the girl committed suicide, and I had to continue to work with her brother...who thankfully assured me that she had always being suicidal and that I wasnt the reason.......

Has put me off dating work colleagues to this day...

That story started off so nicely, but has now left me feeling empty inside.

 

[Munkfish]

In the Topshop stockroom in town. me and a ex split up and she wanted to come round mine to chat, i said she could but only if she put out at work... so she did. i felt like a right bastard after. the joys of being 19.

 

[ees complicated no?]

when working at a golf course whilst on the quad bike looking to see if the greens were good to go ..... they were

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Can often be found to be spanking the monkey on the front of my train.