Annoying adverts

[Marc]

These f***ing YES car credit adverts drive me round the bend, i've never felt i could slap a woman before but i just want to smash her in the face!

Bitch.

yeah but ya still would, would'nt ya Trig?







I would but that goes without saying!

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Clerical Medical ads where they have the vicar and the doctor. WTF is that all about?!!

 

[the full harris]

haven't seen it for a while, but the Saga car insurance adverts which basically said 'young people are shii drivers so use our insurance company because we only let old people get covered with us'

Old people are some of the worst drivers around.
Old lady near where i used to live was told by the doctor she wasn't allowed to drive more than 5 miles radius from her house cos her eysight was so crap! Surely it would be safer to just not let her drive at all?
FFS!!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Funny, I was walking through Brighton town around Midnight a couple of Saturdays ago and thought exactly the opposite.

nail.

head.

 

[CAFC Matt]

yeah as if london's so great!
fu*king sh*thole! all of it!

No not true at all. There is wee little place in South East London (No not Selhurst Park) that is quite nice and got a nice set of fans and football team

 

[Trigger]

yeah but ya still would, would'nt ya Trig?

I'd rather bend you over.

 

[Gully]

Can't stand the egg one where a Scotsman goes on about ripping the English off by flogging them grass under the pretence that it came from Wembly, no Englishman is that stupid surely...

...mind you if it was about flogging season tickets for Falmer

 

[Hart's mistress]

Let's get fit and get dancing!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

These f***ing YES car credit adverts drive me round the bend, i've never felt i could slap a woman before but i just want to smash her in the face!

Bitch.

 

[magoo]

Funny, I was walking through Brighton town around Midnight a couple of Saturdays ago and thought exactly the opposite.

take that back!

 

[Giant Seagull]

 

[Trigger]

Someone f***ing shoot her, please!

 

[magoo]

with my pump action yogurt squirter

 

[Donny Osmond]

'Well I've definately been ear marked for the board'
'What did you say you did again?'
'I didn't'
Shut up.

 

[METALMICKY]

Anna Friel and those bloody 3 Network adverts do my head in.Particularly the one in the restaurant where she twats on about the breadsticks.

What's so annoying is the way she twats on about the benefits of the 3 Network over other Pay as you Go. Of course what she fails to mention is that the minimum credit on a 3 account is £15 and it has a 30 day expiry. In essence its just a cunningly disguised £15 month contract.

 

[Reading Posh]

HSA - wtf?

 

[Jambo Seagull]

"I want you to quote me better!"

 

[Easy 10]

Anna Friel and those bloody 3 Network adverts do my head in.Particularly the one in the restaurant where she twats on about the breadsticks.

Abso-f***ing-lutely.
My fingers were twitching as soon as I saw this thread, but you beat me to the punch. And PUNCH is what I'd want to do to some doppy tart fannying about next to MY table in a restaurant, gabbling on about f***ing BREADSTICKS talking to each other. I can't watch that advert without my mind being invaded by thoughts and images of me violently slamming her head down onto one of the tables, repeatedly. And I'm not even an aggressive person.

Adverts should not provoke such thoughts in people.

 

[Dover]

I didn't realise THAT was Anna Freil. How low can she go. Work must be hard to come by these days.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Recently, i have become enraged by the notion that people just won't listen to women with flat, lifeless hair. Wash your hair, put loads of make-up on, and all of a sudden you're an able-bodied Steven Hawking, and the world is your attentive audience, drooling at your every burp.