Ann Summers parties?

[Goring Gull]

What goes on at these events? I'm sure it's all pretty normal, just women looking at underwear and laughing about Dildo's but the perv in me always imagine my over half and her mates prancing around in skimpy outfits and the rest...... Is it just me that thinks this sort of rubbish?

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Ann Summers parties.

I heard that she does as well.

Good! Glad we got that straight.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Twinkle Toes]

A few women buy a couple of bits of 'saucy' tat & The Gold family get even richer.

And so it goes on.

 

[Lush]

A woman trying to hold down a second job, or juggle work and childcare, sells a couple of bits of 'saucy' tat & The Gold family etc etc.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

An ex g/f came home after one of those, with a 'negligee' of the poorest quality I'd ever had the misfortune to rip off with my teeth

For toppest qualla and wow factor, at a fair price, you can't get better than M+S

 

[Twinkle Toes]

An ex g/f came home after one of those, with a 'negligee' of the poorest quality I'd ever had the misfortune to rip off with my teeth

For toppest qualla and wow factor, at a fair price, you can't get better than S+M

There you go SC, I fixed it for ya.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

There you go SC, I fixed it for ya.

She got me back though

She bought me a studded leather posing pouch, with the studs on the inside

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Oh I say - nice touch Mrs Cuppa! Hey, & don't worry Mr S: your saucy secret's safe with me.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A group of women who wouldn't look out of place on Jeremy Kyle sit around drinking cheap pinot grigio while one of them shows off items from a horrendously cheap looking collection of underwear, vibrators, HILARIOUS furry handcuffs and strawberry flavoured cock rub, and they all cackle in unison at the original brilliance of it all, before getting out their credit cards and purchasing half the catalogue. None of which will ever be used in anger.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Oh I say - nice touch Mrs Cuppa! Hey, & don't worry Mr S: your saucy secret's safe with me.

While we're on the subject of lingerie, Mrs. Cuppa, first name Dordogne (she's French!), loves nothing better than getting a letter, in the knowledge the postie will have clocked her name, Mrs. D. Cuppa

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

My missus was meant to be going to one but she said she couldnt be bothered because it's a cackle of shit.

 

[ArfurW8]

All of the women strip down to their underwear and have pillow fights with each other.

 

[8ace]

All of the women strip down to their underwear and have pillow fights with each other.

Any clam jousting

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

A group of women who wouldn't look out of place on Jeremy Kyle sit around drinking cheap pinot grigio while one of them shows off items from a horrendously cheap looking collection of underwear, vibrators, HILARIOUS furry handcuffs and strawberry flavoured cock rub, and they all cackle in unison at the original brilliance of it all, before getting out their credit cards and purchasing half the catalogue. None of which will ever be used in anger.

there you are ,first hand experience from miss whiplash

 

[magoo]

It's fat ugly housewives pretending they're fit and sexy.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

It's fat ugly housewives pretending they're fit and sexy.

have you told you mrs that

 

[vulture]

they finger and lick each other out then use the big black 12 inch rubber cocks on each other

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

they finger and lick each other out then use the big black 12 inch rubber cocks on each other

 

[readingstockport]

I do know someone who went to one and her colleague bought a rampant rabbit. Before she'd got home, a journey of about 20 minutes, said friend was on the phone praising the qualities of said rampant rabbit.

 

[magoo]

have you told you mrs that

have you told YOUR MUM that!