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An Open Letter to the MK Dons fansd



Guinness Boy

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I've just been to get my ticket for tonight. While I was there the poor girl in the ticket office was on the phone to an MK Dons fan who was trying to get tickets from us - and then not understanding why they couldn't be seated with us (from the sounds of it). So....

Dear MK Dons Fans

I know that you have been doing this watching football lark for only a relatively short while. I also understand that you either live in Milton Keynes (in which case all the concrete and neon has probably fried your brain) or are an old and desperatly clinging on Wimbledon fan (in which case you probably didn't have much of a brain to start with) so I'll explain this simply.

The normal procedure is for you to get tickets for away games from YOUR CLUB. This ensures that when you get to the game (assuming you can find the ground) you sit in the AWAY END. This helps maintain what we in the football game like to call SEGREGATION - it's a little thing the police and stewards love as a handy tool for stopping fights and stuff.

You muppets.
 








jonny.rainbow

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He's probably been on here and read all the stuff about the away stand being in Hove and decided to try and get a better view.
 


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Fourteenth Eye said:
Apart from the fact they have been allocated A block

Which they can only buy from the Milton Keynes ticket office. It really is that simple!
 














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Guinness Boy said:
I've just been to get my ticket for tonight. While I was there the poor girl in the ticket office was on the phone to an MK Dons fan who was trying to get tickets from us - and then not understanding why they couldn't be seated with us (from the sounds of it). So....

Dear MK Dons Fans

I know that you have been doing this watching football lark for only a relatively short while. I also understand that you either live in Milton Keynes (in which case all the concrete and neon has probably fried your brain) or are an old and desperatly clinging on Wimbledon fan (in which case you probably didn't have much of a brain to start with) so I'll explain this simply.

The normal procedure is for you to get tickets for away games from YOUR CLUB. This ensures that when you get to the game (assuming you can find the ground) you sit in the AWAY END. This helps maintain what we in the football game like to call SEGREGATION - it's a little thing the police and stewards love as a handy tool for stopping fights and stuff.

You muppets.

they really are thick, i remember one game last season away from home i think we was playing burnley and we passed this car on the moterway and it was an old lady in a mk dons shirt she :wave: at us coz she must have thought we was mk dons fans in brighton shirts
 
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somerset

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Guinness Boy said:
I've just been to get my ticket for tonight. While I was there the poor girl in the ticket office was on the phone to an MK Dons fan who was trying to get tickets from us - and then not understanding why they couldn't be seated with us (from the sounds of it). So....

Dear MK Dons Fans

I know that you have been doing this watching football lark for only a relatively short while. I also understand that you either live in Milton Keynes (in which case all the concrete and neon has probably fried your brain) or are an old and desperatly clinging on Wimbledon fan (in which case you probably didn't have much of a brain to start with) so I'll explain this simply.

The normal procedure is for you to get tickets for away games from YOUR CLUB. This ensures that when you get to the game (assuming you can find the ground) you sit in the AWAY END. This helps maintain what we in the football game like to call SEGREGATION - it's a little thing the police and stewards love as a handy tool for stopping fights and stuff.

You muppets.

I'm with the MKD's fan on this, why cant there be no segregation?.........I go to watch Bristol Rugby fairly regularly and even games against bitter rival like Gloucester and Cardiff go ahead with no segregation and no trouble,... sadly its a football mentality thing, .... and let me tell you matey, the geezers on and off the pitch on these occasions are on the whole bigger/tougher than the average spikey haired 19 y/o footie fan........ the difference being simply the application of a little intelligence, ie that the guy next to you is not Osama Bin Laden, and doesn't warrent punching in the head when his team score.

Got it?... good
 


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somerset said:
I........ the difference being simply the application of a little intelligence, ie that the guy next to you is not Osama Bin Laden, and doesn't warrent punching in the head when his team score.

Got it?... good

How about a good kicking then?
 


somerset

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Wardy said:
How about a good kicking then?


hmmmmmmm..... !!

:(
 




Wardy

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somerset said:
hmmmmmmm..... !!

:(

Okay how about a shake of the hand while sharing a pint and saying well played by your lot old bean?
 


somerset

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Wardy said:
Okay how about a shake of the hand while sharing a pint and saying well played by your lot old bean?

:clap: :clap:

better, but less of the 'old bean'........... what you may fail to know, being that you may not have ventured too close to a packed kingsholm or Memorial ground for a union game is that the VAST majority are working folks and players of the game, not too many toffs in the clubhouse end at Bristol.......... would probably make the famous old shed of '70's and '80's in west london look tame.
 


Once again, I'm reminded of the pleasures of Scottish football (the other times being those occasions when we have the seating vs terracing debate). At most grounds I go to, there's no segregation. Lovely. There's still plenty of passion - but the banter is wittier and more independent (i.e. none of that organised mass chanting).
 


Cian

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fatbadger said:
Once again, I'm reminded of the pleasures of Scottish football (the other times being those occasions when we have the seating vs terracing debate). At most grounds I go to, there's no segregation. Lovely. There's still plenty of passion - but the banter is wittier and more independent (i.e. none of that organised mass chanting).

Sounds like Ireland friendlies at Lansdowne. North Terrace was officially home only, but generally open for all.

But no terraces in the new Lansdowne :down:
 




Rangdo

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Guinness Boy said:

The normal procedure is for you to get tickets for away games from YOUR CLUB.

Not always though. Bristol City away this season you had to buy tickets from them unless you paid on the gate.

I think it depends on the home club's policy (i.e. if they want to pocket all of the booking fees) doesn't it?
 


steve-c

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Sounds like Ireland friendlies at Lansdowne. North Terrace was officially home only, but generally open for all.

But no terraces in the new Lansdowne :down:

been to lansdowne on a few occassion's to watch england and your friends from the north play but they wernt friendly :lolol: :drink:
 


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