All the jokes have gone.

[Questions]

Does all the talk on here of racism, bullying etc actually scare people and curtail then from posting jokes on here,
because there is nearly always a victim in a joke.

I would understand that maybe some subjects will maybe fail to raise a chuckle with some on here but what about all the others.

Oh well here goes.

My grandad was a unorthadox Jew.

He was a nazi.

 

[Buzzer]

oy - my Grandad died at Auschwitz you racist bastard.

(He was drunk and fell out the gun turret).

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Questions]

oy - my Grandad died at Auschwitz you racist bastard.

(He was drunk and fell out the gun turret).

 

[algie]

What i really find amusing mr.Questions is Edwina Currie the other night on your favorite program "Question Time" calling the girls in the BB house slags
Says a woman who has had affairs while married.Stupid bitch

 

[Scotty Mac]

oy - my Grandad died at Auschwitz you racist bastard.

(He was drunk and fell out the gun turret).

classic

 

[dougdeep]

What's black and loud?









Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

 

[Questions]

As Stevie Wonder said ''Sure its tough being blind, but it could have been worse, I could have been black.''














ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Questions]

What i really find amusing mr.Questions is Edwina Currie the other night on your favorite program "Question Time" calling the girls in the BB house slags
Says a woman who has had affairs while married.Stupid bitch

I saw that. Still cannot get my head round her and Major at it.

Yuck

 

[Scotty Mac]

why cant stevie wonder read?
because he he is black

 

[Questions]

Irishman went into a pet shop and said, ''Could I buy a wasp please.''
The assistant said that they did not sell wasps.
the Irishman said, ''But you`ve got 2 in the window''

 

[Questions]

why cant stevie wonder read?
because he he is black

Bloody hell you are asking for it.

 

[Buzzer]

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him Sum Ting Wong.


Man and a little girl walking through the forest, the girl start to cry saying its dark and she's scared
the man says "shut the f*** up ive got to walk back on my own"


How do you stop a big fat pig from screaming?

Tell Lenny Henry to stop f***ing her


Did you hear Jill Dando's husband wanted to paint the front door red?

She was dead against it though.


What's black white and starving?

Jill Dando's cat.


How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes and hoover the house?

Look in your pants, if there's a penis in there, it's not time


Why do all chinese people live in Harrow?

Cos they get in taxi's and say "Harrow, Mr Taxi Driver."

 

[Mendoza]

I've got a Jewish mate, not all my friends like him...

He's not a complete prick

 

[Robot Chicken]

Try www.sickipedia.org

 

[Questions]

A foreign hitchhiker is waving at passing cars in Estonia. One car stops. 'Is it far to Tallinn from here?' the traveler asks. 'No, it is not far!' 'Do you mind taking me with you?' 'Please, take a sit if you like.' The hitchhiker then jumps into the car and they travel together for several hours until it starts to become dark and the hitchhiker becomes anxious and suspicious of his driver. 'Is it still not far from Tallinn?' he asks the driver again. 'Well, now it is quite far.'


Estonians............... mental

 

[Questions]

I recently lost my job working on the drink counter at ASDA. A paki came in and asked me for a good port. I said, "Dover, now f*** off!"

 

[cannedheat]

I recently lost my job working on the drink counter at ASDA. A paki came in and asked me for a good port. I said, "Dover, now f*** off!"

 

[cannedheat]

Right for sake of racial harmony lets have some jokes about the Limeys/ poms/ English.

 

[Questions]

Doctor: It's bad news, you have HIV and Alzheimer's.

Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have HIV