A row has broken out over the level of lobbying by football fans and dwellers of local underground cheese mines desperate for a new stadium for Brighton and Hove Albion.
The Society of Sussex Downsmen said it respected the right of supporters to put their case, but only if they did it whilst Morris dancing with inflatable dolphins called Nigel
But it expressed fears lobbying after the public inquiry into the proposals has finished might influence Deputy Prime Minister John 'Sixbellies' Prescott.
Paul Millmore, director of the conservation group and part time sniffer of bicycle seats, said: "The society is concerned post-inquiry representations made by supporters of the stadium will muddy the legal waters and open up the whole issue to judicial review. In which case we shall use this as an excuse to delay the project for another five years" smiled the gimp masked mother of three.
Since the marathon public inquiry ended in October, Sussex Labour MPs, the House of Commons All Party Football Group and a cross-party group of Sussex peers have written to Mr Prescott urging him to approve the 22,000-seat stadium at Shoreham Harbour.
More than 6,000 letters supporting the project were delivered to Downing Street by soccer pundit and housewife gusset moistener Des Lynam and DJ Norman Cook earlier this month.
Meanwhile, a Government minister has blamed an administrative error for failing to tell Lewes MP Norman Baker about a meeting between Mr Prescott and a director of Brighton and Hove Albion. Mr Baker was apparently playing a game of 'Sardines' with Albion's most improved player of the season Chris McPhee in a scout camp when the fax arrived at his office, where it was immediately exterminated by his pet Dalek, Bellotti.
Mr Prescott met club director Derek Chapman in May 2002, when he opened Mr Chapman's Adenstar Developments' new head offices, in Fishersgate Terrace, Southwick. Prezza was very impressed with the large brown envelope containing newly minted twentys given to him as a sign of appreciation from local schoolchildren that he earlier tried to eat by putting them into a Cornish Pastie.
Norman Baker, whose wife Norma Baker is an orgasm faker, said Mr Prescott's position could be compromised if he had met club directors or stadium supporters prior to considering the planning inspector's report. Mr Baker was also seen phoning a well known football phone in one Saturday evening claiming to be someone called 'FG'. later that night he was spoken to by police after hanging outside Brighton station at midnight dressed in stockings, suspenders and a nurses uniform offering "therapeutic massage" to puzzled travellers for £10 or two Cadbury's Flakes
"He must base his decision solely on the inspector's recommendations in the report and not on discussions he may have had with people favourable to the stadium.
"He needs to be fat and be seen to be fat"
The Society of Sussex Downsmen said it respected the right of supporters to put their case, but only if they did it whilst Morris dancing with inflatable dolphins called Nigel
But it expressed fears lobbying after the public inquiry into the proposals has finished might influence Deputy Prime Minister John 'Sixbellies' Prescott.
Paul Millmore, director of the conservation group and part time sniffer of bicycle seats, said: "The society is concerned post-inquiry representations made by supporters of the stadium will muddy the legal waters and open up the whole issue to judicial review. In which case we shall use this as an excuse to delay the project for another five years" smiled the gimp masked mother of three.
Since the marathon public inquiry ended in October, Sussex Labour MPs, the House of Commons All Party Football Group and a cross-party group of Sussex peers have written to Mr Prescott urging him to approve the 22,000-seat stadium at Shoreham Harbour.
More than 6,000 letters supporting the project were delivered to Downing Street by soccer pundit and housewife gusset moistener Des Lynam and DJ Norman Cook earlier this month.
Meanwhile, a Government minister has blamed an administrative error for failing to tell Lewes MP Norman Baker about a meeting between Mr Prescott and a director of Brighton and Hove Albion. Mr Baker was apparently playing a game of 'Sardines' with Albion's most improved player of the season Chris McPhee in a scout camp when the fax arrived at his office, where it was immediately exterminated by his pet Dalek, Bellotti.
Mr Prescott met club director Derek Chapman in May 2002, when he opened Mr Chapman's Adenstar Developments' new head offices, in Fishersgate Terrace, Southwick. Prezza was very impressed with the large brown envelope containing newly minted twentys given to him as a sign of appreciation from local schoolchildren that he earlier tried to eat by putting them into a Cornish Pastie.
Norman Baker, whose wife Norma Baker is an orgasm faker, said Mr Prescott's position could be compromised if he had met club directors or stadium supporters prior to considering the planning inspector's report. Mr Baker was also seen phoning a well known football phone in one Saturday evening claiming to be someone called 'FG'. later that night he was spoken to by police after hanging outside Brighton station at midnight dressed in stockings, suspenders and a nurses uniform offering "therapeutic massage" to puzzled travellers for £10 or two Cadbury's Flakes
"He must base his decision solely on the inspector's recommendations in the report and not on discussions he may have had with people favourable to the stadium.
"He needs to be fat and be seen to be fat"
