Afters' nuptials congratulations thread

[Man of Harveys]

So, as one of NSC's very finest :cliqueometer explodes: is getting marriaged up to an utterly, utterly fab bird in France this weekend - (he must have something very BIG hidden down below, although I hasten to add that I've never actually seen it - this is mere guesswork on my part on his part).

I digress...but I'm sure the great, good, garrulous folk of NSC will want to join me in wishing Afters - a man who enjoys his aftershave and is Essex's finest export since, ooh, the Ford Cortina Ghia - as well as the frankly infinitely-cooler members of his family (the missus and the boy) all the best for what promises to be a weekend and a half. And a half again. And again. :dance: :dance: :mexican: :mexican:

 

[tedebear]

yippeeee - us girls love weddings!! Well done Afters have a fab time!

 

[Lokki 7]

Yes indeed. All the best matey, good luck and give her one from me.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

nice one mate


:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[Lammy]

another one bites the dust...

 

[tedebear]

ooh and I forgot to add that I'm not sure about him being a better export than a Cortina - but for this one occasion I'll allow it

 

[Mr Banana]

There's hope for us all. Well done sir!

 

[Willow]

Well done, afters, about time too!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

A fellow walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich 1.50

Chicken Sandwich 2.50

Hand Job 10.00

Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the Bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Felicitations M. et Mme Afters. Mai la graine de votre echine soit fruitfull dans le ventre de votre femme.

 

[Man of Harveys]

yippeeee - us girls love weddings!!

We do, don't we? I LOVE the way that girls love weddings, esp. when they get drunk and flirty.

 

[Trufflehound]

A fellow walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich 1.50

Chicken Sandwich 2.50

Hand Job 10.00

Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the Bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

Are the ham sandwiches off here as well now?





Oh, and congratulations afters...

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Are the ham sandwiches off here as well now?

fair point - obviously an afficianado...

the "chicken sandwich" reference results from cutting and pasting the NSC Gold thread...

can the original still be found within the NSC anals? (presumably there could be some dispute over the true first posting though?)

 

[Man of Harveys]

BTW, if the great man himself doesn't respond, I'm not sure but I think it could be because he might already be in Normandy, starting on the challenges of a) convincing the inlaws he's OK really b) selecting a scent in which to bathe on the special day, and c) selecting calvados bottles for the top table.

Either that or he's just being RUDE.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Many felicitations indeed to the future Monsieur et Madame Afters. Have a great day.

 

[Wardy]

Do not do it Afters. Do not listern to them it is never to late to back out.

Seriously though good luck

 

[Brovion]

All the best Dave.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Afters in nearly an anagram of farter.

Nice one Afters.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Good luck with the signings, autographs and contract settlements, and waving at local familial fans who wish to remind you of what you owe.
Should be hot, sweaty day of sharing and hearty agreement with booze.
All the bestestness and have a corking day

An MB

 

[Row Z Creased Shirt]

Congratulations Dave :dance: