Action on ship street

[Nibble]

I was wondering through town on my extened lunchbrak today and came across hoardes of 5.0 on Ship Street. Car cordoned off etc very exciting indeed. Here's why.

Rolex watches snatched in smash and grab raid in Brighton (From The Argus)

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

My sister was in a jewelers in Leamington and she witnessed this exact thing happen there.she was in the shop getting a new watch battery and some blokes came in with balaclavers on and smashed through the inside glass cabinets.she had her little boy with her and it wasn't very pleasant.

 

[Superphil]

My sister was in a jewelers in Leamington and she witnessed this exact thing happen there.she was in the shop getting a new watch battery and some blokes came in with balaclavers on and smashed through the inside glass cabinets.she had her little boy with her and it wasn't very pleasant.

I think you'll find it is spelt Baklava

 

[Taybha]

Why were they wearing musical instruments on thier heads? Cue Dr Zhivago

 

[Bakesy]

I think you'll find it is spelt Baklava

Or BALACLAVA even...

 

[BensGrandad]

I think you'll find it is spelt Baklava

Why should they have been wearing filo pastry filled with honey and fruit?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Why were they wearing musical instruments on thier heads? Cue Dr Zhivago

Balalaika ?

 

[Superphil]

Sorry, my mistake, I didn't realise this was a serious thread.

Baklava was one of the enemy pilots in Hot Shots!

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I think you'll find it is spelt Baklava

My mistake,thinking about it i think they came in wearing motorbike helmets!

 

[NMH]

I once chased a jewel thief from 'Plumbers' in the Laines. He left me behind slightly by running headlong across a busy North Street, abandoning caution.

In the Pav Gardens was a copper, and when I gestured and breathlessly explained that I was after a jewel thief who'd just ran by him - he said "jewel thief you say, jewel thief is it? Well let's just walk over there and see shall we?"
"No you f***ing idiot, let's run, as he now has another 50 yards on us"
"Oh NO sir, he'll be wanting to take a toilet visit, it's what happens with thieves , they shit themselves"

So we went looking under cubicles with me realizing that the British police hire total morons, and this jewel thief just got away courtesy her majesty's finest spacker in blue.


I then spent the rest of my nice Saturday morning at the station, answering a list of mindless questions - aware that I myself was indeed a suspect, and the owner of the jewelers had described me as an accomplice for running after his flipping thief.

 

[Fazz62]

I once chased a jewel thief from 'Plumbers' in the Laines. He left me behind slightly by running headlong across a busy North Street, abandoning caution.

In the Pav Gardens was a copper, and when I gestured and breathlessly explained that I was after a jewel thief who'd just ran by him - he said "jewel thief you say, jewel thief is it? Well let's just walk over there and see shall we?"
"No you f***ing idiot, let's run, as he now has another 50 yards on us"
"Oh NO sir, he'll be wanting to take a toilet visit, it's what happens with thieves , they shit themselves"

So we went looking under cubicles with me realizing that the British police hire total morons, and this jewel thief just got away courtesy her majesty's finest spacker in blue.

I then spent the rest of my nice Saturday morning at the station, answering a list of mindless questions - aware that I myself was indeed a suspect, and the owner of the jewelers had described me as an accomplice for running after his flipping thief.

NMH

What I find MOST disturbing about your post. Is this admission................


"So we went looking under cubicles" !!

 

[Gully]

NMH, that sounds like something from an Ealing comedy...certainly made me laugh!

 

[Dover]

NMH, I laughed that badly, my computer has ginger beer splattered all over it.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sorry, my mistake, I didn't realise this was a serious thread.

Baklava was one of the enemy pilots in Hot Shots!

Don't you mean Hot Shits?

Or is that another thread?

 

[NMH]

NMH

What I find MOST disturbing about your post. Is this admission................


"So we went looking under cubicles" !!

Don't worry mate, the memory still racks me with consternation.

I was worried the cop might have been trying to get me alone in a public bog.

 

[maffew]

I once chased a jewel thief from 'Plumbers' in the Laines. He left me behind slightly by running headlong across a busy North Street, abandoning caution.

In the Pav Gardens was a copper, and when I gestured and breathlessly explained that I was after a jewel thief who'd just ran by him - he said "jewel thief you say, jewel thief is it? Well let's just walk over there and see shall we?"
"No you f***ing idiot, let's run, as he now has another 50 yards on us"
"Oh NO sir, he'll be wanting to take a toilet visit, it's what happens with thieves , they shit themselves"

So we went looking under cubicles with me realizing that the British police hire total morons, and this jewel thief just got away courtesy her majesty's finest spacker in blue.


I then spent the rest of my nice Saturday morning at the station, answering a list of mindless questions - aware that I myself was indeed a suspect, and the owner of the jewelers had described me as an accomplice for running after his flipping thief.

mate is that for real? genius

 

[csider]

my friend saw it happen. he said 5.0 took over 10 mins to turn up!!

ps. any one who wants a roles, phillepe patek or breitling......pm me.

 

[NMH]

mate is that for real? genius

Yeah, if it weren't for that ob, I coulda bin a contender, I coulda bin somebody.
Instead, I got a one-way ticket to palookaville.

 

[Uncle C]

Someone has to ask. what is 5.0?

 

[csider]

Someone has to ask. what is 5.0?

5.0 blood, is nigga slang for de babylon.