A Thread Of Wisdom

[Robot Chicken]

When you go into a toilet cubicle check to make sure there is enough toilet paper BEFORE you start...

 

[king Wombat]

when opening the small portion of orange juice supplied to you on a plane, make sure you open the side of the carton facing away from your body.

 

[Rangdo]

When you go into a toilet cubicle check to make sure there is enough toilet paper BEFORE you start...

Or get yourself one of these babys.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

When you go into a toilet cubicle check to make sure there is enough toilet paper BEFORE you start...

Nah - you only need one sheet. All those who have ever had to use a military ration pack in anger will know why, and more importantly, how......