A thread of football relatives who were/are shit compared to their relative

[tonymgc]

Bit of fun for a slow Sunday

Digao brother of Kaka. Signed by Milan to keep his brother happy. Has only played one first team game for them.

Julio Santa Cruz. Roques average younger brother

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ricardo Gabbiadini, my god he was shit.

 

[hola gus]

Paul Terry brother of John

 

[Stat Brother]

Dean Wilkins, brother of Ray.



(lucky I still have my tin hat on, from the RM thread)

 

[sams dad]

Danny Webb, son of David Webb

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Albion have a history of signing the crapper relatives of decent players. Gabbiadini (above) was one, but also...

Gary Bull

Joe Gatting (underachieves whether compared to Uncle Mike or Dad)

But the biggest BUMHAT of them all has to be Ashley Neal. They should have run DNA tests to check if he was really Phil's son.

 

[tonymgc]

Gavin Strachan son of Gordon.

Paul Dalglish.

 

[Jam The Man]

The Albion have a history of signing the crapper relatives of decent players. Gabbiadini (above) was one, but also...

Gary Bull

Joe Gatting (underachieves whether compared to Uncle Mike or Dad)

But the biggest BUMHAT of them all has to be Ashley Neal. They should have run DNA tests to check if he was really Phil's son.

Proof if proof be needed that nepotism is alive and well in football..
Clearly the worst player ever to wear the stripes (includes all stripes ever worn in any context, football related or otherwise)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"No pressure, son"

 

[Art Vs Science]

Frank..........Father of Frank

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Proof if proof be needed that nepotism is alive and well in football..
Clearly the worst player ever to wear the stripes (includes all stripes ever worn in any context, football related or otherwise)

I just found this when I googled Ashley Neal:

Driving School Liverpool Driving School Southport Driving School St Helens Driving School Warrington

No idea if it's him, but if it is, I bet his pupils all drive really slowly and do fifteen point turns instead of three

 

[Stat Brother]

Apparently, although I have completely lost track of who and when, but recently Fergie Jnr had to put up with:-

your dad love Scholes more than you.

Sung at him for most of the game.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Diego Armando Maradona Sinagra (born on 20 September 1986 in Naples) is an Italian footballer and beach soccer player, currently without a team. He is most famous for being the illegitimate son of Argentine football great, Diego Armando Maradona.

Diego Sinagra - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


He can shoot, though ...

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[Lady Whistledown]

Jordi Cruyff

 

[Gully]

Tomi Ameobi, brother of Shola...never have I seen a centre forward look less threatening in front of goal:

Oops, didn't realise the pic would be that big, not quite life size but still larger than Leon Knight!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Apparently, although I have completely lost track of who and when, but recently Fergie Jnr had to put up with:-

your dad love Scholes more than you.

Sung at him for most of the game.

And Giggsy, and Rooney, and Neville, and even Beckham

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Lomana Lua Lua, clearly inferior to his younger brother...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Let's have a heated debate ...

Bobby Charlton and Jack Charlton ... nowhere near as good as their uncle, Jackie Milburn.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Rhodri Giggs, brother of Ryan

 

[bhaexpress]

Let's have a heated debate ...

Bobby Charlton and Jack Charlton ... nowhere near as good as their uncle, Jackie Milburn.

Arguably players from different eras, Milburn was a player from the Maximum wage days and probably played in hobnail boots.

How about Tony and Mark Hately ?