A thread full of oxymorons...

[Biscuit]

I'll start..

Military Intelligence.

 

[bhaexpress]

A techie one ...

Lotus SmartSuite.

 

[Biscuit]

Then there is the obvious...

Jaffa Cake

 

[US Seagull]

Compassionate Conservative

 

[US Seagull]

President Bush

(Both a moron and an oxymoron!)

 

[Robbo]

f***-nut!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ain't that the stuff you put on spots?

 

[Reading Posh]

Manchester United

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Large Dwarf

 

[US Seagull]

Invisible Blemish Cream

 

[balloonboy]

Liberal Democrat

 

[berkshire seagull]

Margret thatcher

 

[Wilko]

Odourless Frenchman

 

[Hunting 784561]

Middle-class socialist

 

[John Dorian]

connex south central trains

 

[Juan Albion]

 

[El Presidente]

Hamburger

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

american football

 

[US Seagull]

Pro-life

 

[El Presidente]

Professional foul