A Song for Kuszczsak

[The Sock of Poskett]

We've got new players, the least we can do is try and give 'em a song. Here's one for Tomasz Kuszczak (to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home …)

He plays for Brighton & Hove Albion
Kuszczak, Kuszczak
Our Polish keeper at the back
Kuszczak, Kuszczak
When there's a cross, he gives a shout
Whatever you try, he'll keep you out
Tomasz Kuszczak - Brighton's number 1

My starter for 10 - what've you got?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Good luck with that - it was hard enough for the people around us last season to even remember Albion/Albion!

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Good band of singers in our section in the North Stand - we'll at least give it a go!

 

[Albion Dan]

Why are 99% of the song ideas on this forum polluted with stupid childish and complicated lyrics?

 

[The screamer]

I for one like it! I can see it catching on too!

 

[kevtherev]

Easy song for Thomaz,,,,,instead of attack, attack, attackattackattack.....well you can work it out for yourself.

 

[pasty]

Can't be arsed to think of it, bit something must be do-able with the B52's Love Shack?

Kuszczak, Tomasz Kuszczak etc etc

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Why are 99% of the song ideas on this forum polluted with stupid childish and complicated lyrics?

The song police have arrived - what took you so long?

Better alternatives are of course welcome - why don't you let us have yours?

 

[The screamer]

Why are 99% of the song ideas on this forum polluted with stupid childish and complicated lyrics?

Ah sorry, The north stand will sit in silence from here on in... Can't be seen to be having fun, don't want to be labelled as childish!

 

[LukeOwen]

Saw this on Facebook:
Tune: Achy Breaky Heart

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Saw this on Facebook:
Tune: Achy Breaky Heart
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Promising ...

 

[sjn]

To the tune of lou Lou skip to my Lou

Thomas kuszczsak plays in goal
Thomas kuszczsak he's a pole
Thomas kuszczsak we all know
Is brightons number 1 keeper.

 

[LukeOwen]

Promising ...

That's exactly what I thought

 

[El Sid]

Goal kicks.........

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

or something like that

 

[Albion Dan]

The song police have arrived - what took you so long?

Better alternatives are of course welcome - why don't you let us have yours?

Tomas Kuszczak tra la la la la to the tune of brown girl in the ring. ONE MILLION times better and easier.

 

[BHAFC_AMEX]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

How about

We can't spell your naaaame... we can't spell your naa-aaa-aaaame.... Tomas Kuszczak... we can't spell your name....

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Tomas Kuszczak tra la la la la to the tune of brown girl in the ring. ONE MILLION times better and easier.

Yup - decent call. And certainly easier. DEFINITELY easier.

 

[Drumstick]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

That was me! It's funny, easy to learn and has to be done.

 

[magoo]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

Yeah i liked that one. Let's do that one!