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A QPR Fan's perspective........(contains swearing - lots of it)









Aveacarlin'

New member
Jul 5, 2011
1,177
This is the reason that rotund middle aged blokes should never wear a club replica.

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Herne Hill Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
2,985
Galicia
It's not clear how the 'keeper would be paid under his revolutionary 'pay them by the metre they've run' system. They may end up conceding because Smithies has hared off down the other end to bump up his wages.
 


Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,782
Quaxxann
Blimey, Ray Winstone's let himself go!
 




Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,125
Indiana, USA
I figured the seaside part of the rant, but wasn't sure what teams QPR had come up against recently for this uber fan to make such a quote - or maybe he just doesn't like rock? Mind you, looks like he may have eaten to much of it at some point in his life!


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skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
I think he was disrespecting our Club. It is difficult to tell though as he has a limited vocabulary.
 


Albion my Albion

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NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,125
Indiana, USA



Your mum?



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portlock seagull

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
17,609
"Cost me a f ucking fortune to get dann a Bri'un"

Actually it doesn't unless of course you're too stupid to earn a wage, which I concede could well be the case here. Equally, there are some terrific deals to be had on the Railways these days so I utterly reject this statement. The rest of the tirade is hard to find fault with mind ;)
 




cheshunt seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,577
It's not clear how the 'keeper would be paid under his revolutionary 'pay them by the metre they've run' system. They may end up conceding because Smithies has hared off down the other end to bump up his wages.

You'd have all 11 players charging about like CMS on steroids. Also expect a particularly demented performance from any late substitutes.
 


1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,191
To be fair, it's a better effort than the video application he submitted for the QPR youth team managers post - snippets of which can be seen here:

 


Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
I tried to google rock-making club,but this is all I got.
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lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
NSC Patron
Jun 11, 2011
13,933
Worthing
If he'd have left out the ****ers, ****s, and ****ing, that video would have only been twenty seconds long!
 




southstandandy

WEST STAND ANDY
Jul 9, 2003
5,970
The funniest thing I've seen in ages! I'd expect that from a stroppy teenager or lad in their early 20's, but he must be nearly 60 looking at him. Time to grow up possibly?
 


Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..


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