A point of order please

[Bozza]

Bought a laptop for the in-laws (both Albion season ticket holders) and got it set up last night with NSC obviously bookmarked. I'm heading down to Sussex for the weekend and will be delivering said laptop.

Now, they've heard a lot about the legend that is NSC and will have high expectations, so can we all get things tidied up around here.

I would like to see:

- High quality, thought-provoking discussion.

- Lots of Albion related chat.


I know I can depend on you.

 

[Marc]

you mean threads about how much in-laws suck?

 

[Lush]

No. Don't wanna. What do they have to come here for? I am sooooo NOT tidying up do you hear me? You act like you own me!!!! It's just so unfair....You're always nagging me...I hate you!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[bhaexpress]

How about cutting out the petty abuse ?

 

[Potters Tiger]

Is this the mother in law you said has a nice arse?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Was that water or cider sir? I must say that your west country accent is coming on a treat.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Brilliant plan, I'll be looking at that one myself. For those future trips to the in-laws, when the conversation has dried up a bit, there'll always be: "So, dwayne was a bit controversial this week, wasn't he?" Sundays will never be the same.

 

[Wozza]

Hey in-laws, centred or left?

 

[Yorkie]

- High quality, thought-provoking discussion.

- Lots of Albion related chat.


I know I can depend on you.

There was me thinking we had already attained that lofty achievement

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Now, they've heard a lot about the legend that is NSC and will have high expectations, so can we all get things tidied up around here.

Fifteen hundred bans on the way then

 

[Artois]

Brilliant plan, I'll be looking at that one myself. For those future trips to the in-laws, when the conversation has dried up a bit, there'll always be: "So, dwayne was a bit controversial this week, wasn't he?" Sundays will never be the same.

Or

'So Shirley, which is your favourite type of SHIT?'

Or

'Did you read that joke about the Nun, the fish and the wet MINGE?'

Or

'Which do you prefer, MOTHS or RUGS?'

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Safeway - do you want the honours or shall I?

 

[Safeway]

Bless DARREN. Not content with boring Mrs Bozza to tears every night with his tales of the NSC playground, he's now moved on to the in-laws: "Yes, dear. Very interesting."

No problem, Boz, you can count on us.

 

[Safeway]

Safeway - do you want the honours or shall I?

SIMON, the floor is yours.....

 

[bhafc99]

Hello Mr and Mrs F****e, from Chicken George of Hull.

Your father-in-law just might remember...

 

[The Large One]

Bollocks, Sir Bozza.

 

[NMH]

Bless DARREN. Not content with boring Mrs Bozza to tears every night with his tales of the NSC playground, he's now moved on to the in-laws: "Yes, dear. Very interesting."

No problem, Boz, you can count on us.