A man goes into his local...

[Wozza]

... bookshop and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"

She replied, "I'm not sure if it’s in yet."

"That’s the one, I'll take a copy."

 

[Fef]

Chuckle !

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

A bloke walks into a bookshop and asks the assistant
"Have you got 'Winning the League With Your Massive Football Club' by Nigel Adkins"
The woman replies: "No, never heard of it."

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Love it

 

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