A Joke for Tuesday

[seagull over spain]

Sorry if it offends

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh*tting herself.

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

old.

 

[Scarface]

Get that from NSP this morning?

 

[tedebear]

I bought my girlfriend some knickers made out of hamster fur..... I took her to the fair but couldn't get her off the big wheel for 4 hours!!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Someone asked me to run a marathon the other day, but I declined because my running days are behind me.

They tried to convince me, "Its for Blind kids and spastics", they said.

"f***ing hell" I thought, "I could win this!"

 

[Moshe Gariani]