999 Call To Report "Stolen Snowman"

[Frutos]

BBC News - Woman dials 999 to report snowman theft in Kent

What the hell is wrong with some people?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Quite. What sort of **** would nick a snowman? I hope the police catch the fiend.

 

[Hiney]

That reads like one of El Pres' wind-ups

What a f***ing PIKEY

 

[crodonilson]

This country is going to the dogs, how low life can you get?? Nicking a snowman ffs

 

[Arthur]

That's Kent for you!

 

[VAL1850]

Come on own up - whos got him??

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

I believe Andy Hessentaler stole it to shore us his defence at Priestfield

 

[Helter]

BHAexpress comes from kent doesn't he?

 

[Husty]

It's keeping madeline company in my basement right now, had to turn off the heating to stop it melting, but im sure maddy wont mind.

 

[Don Quixote]

It's keeping madeline company in my basement right now, had to turn off the heating to stop it melting, but im sure maddy wont mind.

 

[Biscuit]

I hope the operator gave her the cold shoulder.

 

[Gritt23]

I chased some brain dead yoofs down the road yesterday after one of them knocked the head off our snowman.

Confronted with my questions, my upset 5 year old and their inability to offer any sort of answer whatsoever, I think a childish prank done to impress the girls in their group back fired rather nicely. I don't think it left them looking quite as cool as they had hoped.

Call the police? FFS.

 

[Badger]

Has anyone listened to the recording of the call? I think we can safely assume she is a bit of a CHAV.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Who the hell uses pound coins as the snowman's eyes ?? Clearly paying her too much in benefits !!!!

 

[Yoda]

Before I opened the link, I was thinking Gillingham? Was close enough, Chatham.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It had TEASPOONS for arms? Was it a thalidomide snowman?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Time-wasting? My son, the teaboy, has a partner who works for the London Ambulance Service. She was about to go off duty the other week when she was called out to deal with an urgent 999 call from a woman ... with toothache.

 

[Mr Smggles]

Hey, i live in kent and i can assure you, its not all like that!

 

[hart's shirt]

Meanwhile, the snowmanhunt has begun:

 

[wolfie]

I thought I had found a mass grave of kidnapped snowmen - but it turned out to be a field of carrots !