70's porn

[El Presidente]

I am fed up with modern hard core porn, full of plastic tits, trimmed beavers and shaved choppers that would give even Tony Rougier an inferiority complex.

I have just downloaded a classic from Color Climax called 'Pissing Patient'. It does exactly what it says on the tin, but also has a minge that you could carpet the dining room with, dodgy moustaches and armpit hair that is so long that Leon Knight could get lost in it. Hats off to nostalgia

 

[REDLAND]

marvellous scenes, any chance of a DVD burn (if the price was right)

 

[Vinyl Richie]

uke: forgive me but I'd rather have Jenna bouncing from my balls than hang out the back of some hippy chick.

Mind you the more I think about it, natural swingers are nicer, but nit to the hairy shebeast

 

[El Presidente]

I can burn to a CD if interested. Collection of many classics as well as modern

 

[Vinyl Richie]

interested But no sweaty hairballs please.

El P you coming to cheer on the moths on Sunday?

 

[Safeway]

El Pres has the biggest and best collection of porn in Greater Manchester.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Safeway can you bring me some "porn to play" this sunday. I promise I'll play better and will return the favour by buying you a pint of shandy after the game.

P.S. No gay (male), no beastiality, no under 16. Midget porn would be nice.

 

[REDLAND]

I can burn to a CD if interested. Collection of many classics as well as modern

Most definatly interested, can it happen ??

 

[Trigger]

I can't stand hairy fleshwallops!

Much rather have a nice trim bearded otters lodge!

 

[Safeway]

P.S. No gay (male), no beastiality, no under 16.

Your post was going so well until that point.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

okay SOME gay 8 year old sheep dogs then, jeez

 

[El Presidente]

I will be at Port Vale on Saturday with a stash of Frankie Vaughan

 

[REDLAND]

I will be at Port Vale on Saturday with a stash of Frankie Vaughan

Any chance you can post us some, I'm away this weekend

 

[Vinyl Richie]

OH FRANKIE FRANKIE!! :dance:

Can't make sats as playing myself.... anyone want to be a carrier from Vale to the triangle? That'll make Sunday DOUBLE exciting.