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5 a side footy



Pigsy

New member
Jul 14, 2004
1,245
After a six month sabbatical, my five a side footy team is starting up once more. Due to issues around unpaid fines etc, we need to come up with a new name. In the past we have been known as North River, Inter Me Naan and Five Fists of Flying Football Fury. Sadly, our creative juices appear to have dried up, so I ask you, NSC, to come up with a suitable name
 




Commander

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,377
London
What league do you play in?
 




REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
AllCoppersAreBastards !!
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Yo Mumma. So when people are asked who they are playing this week they have to say Yo Mumma.
 




Pigsy

New member
Jul 14, 2004
1,245
Les Biehn said:
Yo Mumma. So when people are asked who they are playing this week they have to say Yo Mumma.

May lead to further disciplinary issues when the ref asks who we are when we arrive on the hallowed astroturf.
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
A52 Seagull said:
May lead to further disciplinary issues when the ref asks who we are when we arrive on the hallowed astroturf.

Free Kick to Yo Mumma sounds alright though.
 






Commander

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NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,377
London
A52 Seagull said:
Power League, Nottingham. The spiritual Home of Five a Side Football.

The spiritual home of five-a-side football is Pitch Invasion @ The Stanley Deacon Leisur Complex, Whitehawk.
 


tedebear

Legal Alien
Jul 7, 2003
16,986
In my computer
Our five a side indoor netball team was called The Electric Eels (we were sponsored by a drain cleaning company)....there were some great names in that comp..sadly I can't remember any..
 


gts big bruv

New member
Apr 15, 2004
129
Tavistock
A52 Seagull said:
After a six month sabbatical, my five a side footy team is starting up once more. Due to issues around unpaid fines etc, we need to come up with a new name. In the past we have been known as North River, Inter Me Naan and Five Fists of Flying Football Fury. Sadly, our creative juices appear to have dried up, so I ask you, NSC, to come up with a suitable name

How about :
Ken Dodds Dad's Dog's Dead !
let them try and write that on the trophy!!!
P.S. do not know if his dads dog is really dead
 
















only1robbiereinalt

New member
Oct 7, 2005
893
Isyoursister athletic :clap:
 






Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,155
there is a team in the Eastbourne Pitch Invasion league called Norfolk 'n' Chance...

solid work from those funsters
 


shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
Barking Loners
Real Naked
Can't kick won't kick
 


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