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Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,545
Bexhill-on-Sea
Blimey, must read articles properly rather than scanning them - that paragraph with the words footballer, brighton and butter caught my attention :D
 




bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,342
Dubai
Not on the basis of the bottom picture, nope!

If she was truly trousering up to £2k a shag, she must have been shoving 99% of it up her nose to have only lived in a rented grotty flat.
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
It doesn’t surprise me. Men told me that of all the girls they ever had, Trudy was the filthiest — she would do anything.


Sounds good to me :)
 


bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
No, are you mad?


get slags prettier that that down west street


a vodka and orange and they're yours!
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,225
Living In a Box
Far to expensive IMHO
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
bristolseagull said:
No, are you mad?


get slags prettier that that down west street


a vodka and orange and they're yours!
Yes, but how many West Street slappers can blow spunkbubbles out of their nose, while being lapped up by a King Charles cocker spaniel, and offloading a 'Cadbury's flake' on to a passing dwarf, all the while fellating their own cuckoo clock...?
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,017
The Large One said:
Yes, but how many West Street slappers can blow spunkbubbles out of their nose, while being lapped up by a King Charles cocker spaniel, and offloading a 'Cadbury's flake' on to a passing dwarf, all the while fellating their own cuckoo clock...?

Aaaah, I see you've taken advantage of her lunchtime special.
 


bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
The Large One said:
Yes, but how many West Street slappers can blow spunkbubbles out of their nose, while being lapped up by a King Charles cocker spaniel, and offloading a 'Cadbury's flake' on to a passing dwarf, all the while fellating their own cuckoo clock...?

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