The Albionisation of Sussex

There’s been a blue-and-white revolution quietly playing out on the playing fields of Sussex. I’ve coached kids’ football in mid-Sussex for over a decade. I now look after the young children, aged six and seven. Sessions mostly involve running around pretending to be a tiger or a gorilla, playing silly games and encouraging them to…

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Premier League Agent Fees 2023/24

The Football Association have published their annual report detailing club expenditure on football agents and intermediaries, triggering wild celebrations on the streets of west London. Todd Boehly’s masterplan is finally showing signs of success with the report showing Chelsea sitting proudly atop the table. Of the £409,592,939 spent on agent fees between 1st February 2023…

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Todd Boehly Sussex shopping date confirmed

Albion’s postponed Premier League fixture with Chelsea has been given a revised date in mid-May. In what is sure to be a thrilling end-of-season battle for supremacy of mid-table mediocrity, Mauricio Pochettino – presumably, who knows – will bring the “Blue Billion Pound Bottlejobs” (c) Gary Neville to the Amex on Tuesday 15th May for…

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