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Ah yes, I’d forgotten about him!

He’s got a large tendency to come across as a **** on Twitter, yes.

It wouldn’t be a transfer window without the prospect of a foreign striker signing, only for him to choose someone else at the last second. Watch now, as per Nunez, his transfer value skyrocket as he takes Serie A by storm! We’ll be signing Chris Holroyd instead.

To be fair to the BBC, they’ve not implied anywhere that we actually signed him. All they said was that we agreed a deal with his club, which in all likelihood is accurate.

Well this has been hugely disappointing.