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Definitely going to be a TV pick, it will be a top of the table 6 pointer after all.

Well at least his drug of choice was on brand.

Bit odd they aren't near the top of the league as it stands. I assume they haven't played yet?

I four one hope they beat Chelsea. There. I've said it.

It looks plastic. Is this just a well done, comedy photoshop joke perhaps?

I think the occasional, surprise, long ball should be used. Once or twice in a half to keep their defenders guessing. But the key is a surprise. The keeper waving everyone forward for a goal kick and then lumping it up towards the big man, is a rubbish tactic that is just as likely to result in...

You are Gareth Southgate and I claim my £5!

Was it a random fan given five minutes on the pitch for a giggle?

Now, now. In their defence; they were talking about how an insignificant club like Palace have to accept losing players, whilst far more important clubs like Brighton are so wonderful we should be able to hang on to our star players. They are wrong in this, but it is sweet that they think it.

Getting better, keep it up and you might make it to being an actual grown up one day.

It was a mealy mouthed agreement quickly followed by an attempted smear on our owner.

This thread is constantly being ruined by @loz coming on here, with his sensible comments and relentless refusal to get riled by anything we want to giggle about. He is the real troll! :-)

I know the vibe of this thread is to gently mock the Croydon Clown Collective, but I am beginning to get a little bored of this ring-fenced-money-no-stand thing. Is it just me?

Pah! You can prove anything with facts.

Glen sore rival

It took you two months and the best you can come up with is that our excellent manager (who took us into Europe and oversaw the 4-1 roasting) might be leaving? To be fair, there isn't much else for you is there?

What? They hate seeing a 4-1 scoreline. Spooky how pasty knew in advance.

Has Palace Fans Biggest Fear become that people will still harp on about their club stiffing their local community and businesses a quarter of century ago? Surely their biggest fear right now is getting relegated despite there being 4 or 5 worse teams in the league? I doubt they will but...

Unless them winning is the only way we win the league/avoid relegation/get a Europe spot.

That or it is some pimply youth, sat in his bedroom, eating pizza, picking his nose and making up numbers.