You make me sick, people like you have nothing to do with football, I thought this kind of thing had stopped when we left the dark days of the 70's and 80's.
Yes mate, I am 100% sure that no serious wannabee football hooligan would ever admit to being chinese burned or wedgied.
Ah, the penny has finally dropped then. Time to backtrack.
OK, but just to be clear, do you actually think London Pompous is a serious account?
Uncle Morty? Pete Longpockets? The Hove Actually Caveman Crew? God bless the Queen Mum?
Seriously?