im over back in bligty for a few weeks to catch up wiv my bruv and his family and popped over to that new staduim of ours today. bloomin lovly innit? will ave to make a spetial trip over when we are playin wiv the big boys in a few years. haha!
ive also kicked the missus into touch. had enuf of...
how the f*** are we gonna know more than the girl on the chalton ticket office and whos advise r u gonna beleive more? sum one who knows wot there talkin about or a random geeza off here?
use ur loaf eh fella.
aparently that bird out of tradin places has got a cock as well as a vag. dont think it's playd any nazis tho.
justin lee collins. thats her. i read somwhere shes got both meat and veg in her underware.
no i woz rite the first time. it wasnt that roger wittiker fella. definitely james bond. a rite podgy litle thing it woz like a chiperlater. give me a choyce and ill rather ave bryers nob any day but wold prefer it a bit liter skinned.
i think I mite be gettin mudled wiv someone else. that geezer who used to do the travel and advirts.
i also saw richard bryers old fella once. that was much bigger but darker.
id give the fat one a jump. if yuo look at its hair and nails nad legs you can see it keeps quite clean and tidy. i rekon its got a lovley shaven haven down there. just need to find it and away you go.
i had a bird once that woz a bit lairey in bed. wanted me to be a bit rough wiv her. kept asking me to treat er mean so i chinned her and broke er nose. she wernt too happy about it.