I kind of share your thinking, except that Newcastle, however powerful, haven't won it yet...
Benitez could get poached by a struggling premiership side and take a handful of top NUFC players in the transfer window...
Yeah, Ive been banned, see, so like Lucky in Waiting for Godot it's all spilling out. In a good way I hope, until I get finished off by SIMMO and his henchmen : )
Me..?
When aged about 13, in the night, got chased by bulls, vaulted a fence... into an open cess pit...
Or much more recently, a friend asked me to stand in for a [non-arrived] Portuguese wine expert to give a talk about wines and foods that I knew nothing about...I died a thousand deaths...
I remember when I was aged 9-12 in many years when we we went on holiday e.g. North Africa my Dad would make a point of finding local catacombs for us, me, me Mum and me younger sister to visit. Usually with a potentially dodgy guide wielding an oil-cloth torch.
Strangely it used not to freak...