That's the way to do it John Boy. Stick it up them.
Oh no, that's the wrong expression. They might like it.
Keep the pricks dangling a little longer.
Knob-end team, no ground, gay fans, going fecking nowhere.
Just a note to wish you lot the best of luck for the new season.
You are certainly going to need it.
A knob-end team led by a fat Sweatie and way above its station.
No stadium, shite team and fook all support. I've got a ton on you going down and I don't give money away to bookies.
On the bright...
Sounds like he would be at home on the terraces at the Withdean.
Oh no, they are strictly shirt lifters there and would not know what to do with a prossie:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
I always thought you were just an inoffensive knob-end team of not much consequence to anyone going nowhere and done nothing.
However a geezer in the pub last night claims you actually played in an FA cup final in 1983. I thought he was having a larf but no he says its straight up.
Apparently...
Well chaps it took a while to get a bite yesterday. I am surprised with all your shortcomings on the and off the pitch that all you can talk about is food.
Surely there are enough fat gets on the pitch and dug-out as it is.
How the hell did you get promotion through the back door with a ground...
Well chaps you'll be looking forward to visiting the big teams and nice grounds like Molineux, Elland Road, Upton Park and the JJB.
It's a pity fans of these clubs have to go to a fecking athletics stadium full of shirt lifters and cock jockeys and be ripped off by the admission prices.
Still...
Do you think you are going to get anywhere in the Championship with 2 Taffy rejects in midfield.
There are good players in this league, not like the dross where you came from.
Make the most of your season in the sun.
You will soon be returning to your rightful place.
How are things down by that...
Looking forward to your lot visiting the JJB. As long as all the cock jockeys don't make the trip. Perhaps all you rent boys will be busy that day.
The Duke should have a field day against your defence. Pace? You haven't got. Is short arse still the only striker you have got. This will be one...
Good afternoon chaps. How the hell did you manage to get past Bristol City and sneak in the back door to promotion.
Talking of ther back door you bunch of shirt lifters know all bout that.
You're not the Gay Capital of England for nothing.
Shite ground and a team of cloggers, You are going...
New Labour, eh. At least they are thorough in doing their jobs. Mr Prescott must have taken at least six months pondering your proposals. And why not. Let them dangle is what I say. Now I know that has got 90% of you aroused.
What I want to know is why the Nationwide League haven't deducted you...
So its a trip to the athletic stadium for us on Saturday and I must admit I'm looking forward to it with some trepidation.
Not the team as anybody who can't beat Sheff Wed can't be much good.
No its the inordinate amount of shirt lifters that inhabit Brighton that is the worrying thing...
Hello chaps, Wigan fan here, you know Division 1 somewhere you are unlikely to be for a long time.
How are things in the gay capital of England. Full of cock jockeys and shirt lifters I understand.
It really is becoming a bit tiresome hearing you whingeing about money and lack of ground all the...