You're right there. It's cut from Life on Mars.
"Take a look at that odd man standing in the corner, oh man, look at him banging on about his home-brewed beer, his big telescope, his dog and cake, I wonder if he'll ever know we're not still on the football league show, is there life on Mars?"...
To be a good politician these days, you have to balance the opinions of your constituents versus your own and that of the party and, given how unreasonable the mob is these days, that's got to be an insanely difficult task. I have to hand it to them, I certainly couldn't do it. They're damned if...
I did wonder what happened to Joe Hart. He literally had it all. I used to rate him a whole lot. But nowadays I'm taken aback by how mediocre he is, especially his Shots v Saves stats from the last few seasons.
The general consensus seems to be that he believed in his own hype and that when...
TBH, I thought only United fans were like this. Shitting on City's party because they spend £______________________ on this and that. United and Liverpool et al spunk the same amount on players, complain when it doesn't go so well and get themselves into massive debts which are only offset...
Jamie Carragher was asked for an autograph and spat at the fan, the PAOK chairman thought they were in the old west saloon and pulled a gun out, and the West Ham fan put on a mockney accent, pretended to be 'ard and got his arse kicked in a bar brawl.