Ullo John Gotta New Motor
Corrected version, purely from memory:
[drum intro with dog barking?]
Ullo John gotta new motah
Ullo John gotta new motah
Me GOAT'S made a mess of the carpet (x2)
He lost 'is bottle IN BARNSLEY (x2)
He's an AVON REPRESENTATIVE (x2)
Ullo John gotta new mot-AH x(4)...